Why Breaking Dawn (Twlight 4th book) Must Be Made Into A Movie

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Dec 2, 2009 11:40 AM #520105
http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

my god. how are there fans to shit like this? It's so.. so ****ing stupid.
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Dec 2, 2009 12:32 PM #520110
Oh my fu[SIZE="2"]ck[/SIZE]ing god I would pay for ten people to watch it.
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Dec 2, 2009 12:54 PM #520112
There is probably a reason why they haven't announced this yet, because they might wrap it up in the third to avoid this shit.
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Dec 2, 2009 1:11 PM #520114
Sounds pretty awesome.
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Dec 2, 2009 1:18 PM #520115
What's with all that shit about twilight?
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Dec 2, 2009 2:39 PM #520123
Hey sss, why don't you try actually reading what's contained in the link?

Anyway, just thought I'd pull out the best part for the tl;dr crowd: "I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby."

Haha, insane.
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Dec 2, 2009 2:56 PM #520126
I lol'd. This series is going to just get worse witht eh next film, but if Cronenburg were to direct Breaking Dawn, then it might turn into a cross between The Brood and The Fly. And some gay vampire porno.
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Dec 2, 2009 3:10 PM #520128
Quote from Real
Hey sss, why don't you try actually reading what's contained in the link?

Anyway, just thought I'd pull out the best part for the tl;dr crowd: "I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby."

Haha, insane.


Im just asking,what's up with twilight? Why is it so popular?
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Dec 2, 2009 5:09 PM #520142
So the entire book is about Bella's contractions of and undead child?
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Dec 2, 2009 5:13 PM #520143
In the book you don't "read" shit. They go to bed and she wakes up next morning with bruises. All you'll see of her being pregnant is her lying under the covers with a big, fat belly. And renesmee will just be a normal child with fangs.

Will still suck.
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Dec 2, 2009 5:17 PM #520144
Quote from Automaton
In the book you don't "read" shit. They go to bed and she wakes up next morning with bruises. All you'll see of her being pregnant is her lying under the covers with a big, fat belly. And renesmee will just be a normal child with fangs.

Will still suck.


I read something in there about an orally administered caesarian. That alone is enough. If you want vampire sex there's plenty of other films for that.
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Dec 2, 2009 5:26 PM #520146
This was a pretty funny read. I actually want to read that book so I can laugh at it.
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Dec 2, 2009 6:13 PM #520151
Quote from Mantha
This was a pretty funny read. I actually want to read that book so I can laugh at it.


That's what I thought.
The stupid book isn't actually like the guy said.
My sister had to ruin the damn fun.

That jacob does fall in love with the baby though, best thing ever, my mom and sister said: 'No, that's not how it goes! He sees her as his soulmate!'.
Yeeees, and what would you do to your soulmate...?:Undercover: :Undercover:
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Dec 2, 2009 6:24 PM #520156
This is why thomas edison invented this shit in the first place. so we can watch a werewolf fall in love with a baby.

Stephenie Meyer can such her own mormon twat.
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Dec 2, 2009 6:28 PM #520160
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This is why thomas edison invented this shit in the first place. so we can watch a werewolf fall in love with a baby.

Stephenie Meyer can such her own mormon twat.


What's wrong with mormons?
They've got tons of wives, sex is fu[SIZE="2"]ck[/SIZE]ing holy and when you ascend to Godhood, which is possible, you have to spawn many families to rule a planet.

Oh hell yes.