The Jury:

The fag:
Matt/Mack2k7
Court appointed lawyer:
Rather Cheesy.
The Judge:
Dudeman.
The submarine thing:
The Pirate.
The rest:
Who cares.
Now, if a mod may please Sticky this thread, and if Dudeman will start the hearings, we may begin.
Anybody want to do this in a chat room or something? Maybe Steam chat shit?