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Dec 8, 2009 12:05 AM #521876
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Jon 'Bones' Jones, one of the most exciting LHW in the UFC.

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Houston'The assasin' Alexander, shitty LHW.

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Marcus 'Big Baby' Jones

All those guys fought last night.

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Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson, Former LHW champion

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'Sugar' Rashad Evans, former LHW champion

All those of the top of my head, there are countless black guys in the UFC.
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Dec 8, 2009 12:05 AM #521877
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Seriously, show me at least ONE black guy in UFC.


what the...

kimbo slice, rashad evans, rampage jackson...

those are the only ones i know, but if you've never even heard of kimbo then you must live under a rock
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Dec 8, 2009 12:11 AM #521879
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what the...

kimbo slice, rashad evans, rampage jackson...

those are the only ones i know, but if you've never even heard of kimbo then you must live under a rock


Seriously? Those guys aren't even in UFC, those are just publicity photos for UFC to make it seem like a less discriminatory organization than it is.
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Dec 8, 2009 12:23 AM #521882
Rashad and Rampage both held the LHW title in the UFC before losing to Forrest Griffin and Ryoto Machid respectively.

Quit trolling, next you'll be saying theres no brazilians in the UFC...
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Dec 8, 2009 12:42 AM #521893
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Seriously? Those guys aren't even in UFC, those are just publicity photos for UFC to make it seem like a less discriminatory organization than it is.


ever realize that your sense of humor sucks? seriously, how do you make girls laugh? pretend some dude broke into your house and killed you?
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Dec 8, 2009 12:46 AM #521895
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Rashad and Rampage both held the LHW title in the UFC before losing to Forrest Griffin and Ryoto Machid respectively.

Quit trolling, next you'll be saying theres no brazilians in the UFC...


There are ONLY Brazillians in the UFC.

@Gavel: You try living in Oklahoma and see if the sense of humor isn't sucked out of you. Ever heard of an Okie stand-up comedian that was actually funny?
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Dec 8, 2009 12:54 AM #521897
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I noticed something. Noone I've ever seen in UFC is black. I don't get it. Aren't black guys supposed to be good at fighting? I mean, I've watched every episode of UFC for over a year, and haven't seen a single black guy. They all seem to be white meatheads that don't know shit about martial arts.

lol it's pretty clear that you are just talking out of your ass now. You've seen "every episode of UFC" for over a year? Considering there are no "episodes" and you have DEFINITELY not seen every event for the last year because you would know that every single card in the last year has had AT LEAST one black fighter on it. If by "episode of UFC" you were talking about The Ultimate Fighter tv show....well then you'd still be wrong. Both of the coaches on the last season of the show (both former light-heavyweight champions) were black and three of the contestants on the show were black. Also at the last UFC fight night (which was on Saturday) there were 6 black fighters on the card.

Not only that, but Brazillians have been by far the most dominant ethnic group in MMA so far.

Anderson Silva is the light heavyweight champion, and he's the exact opposite of what you described. He's a skinny Brazillian guy...

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I wasn't saying that no other martial arts had discipline, I am saying that most of the people you see in MMA just learn some moves and shit. Sure the really good ones will have discipline and skill, that's why they're on top, but the majority of the people you'll see doing this are just bulky guys who don't have much skill. I should have been more clear.

You're an idiot. It's almost a requirement to have a BJJ blackbelt in order to hope to be competitive in the UFC. Not to mention Razak Al-Hassan (a black fighter who also happens to be a Taekwondo blackbelt) has gotten destroyed in his only two fights in the UFC.

I was thinking about banning you for trolling, but it's actually somewhat entertaining to see how ignorant you are about the subject yet you still try to argue about it like you have half a clue what you're talking about.


edit: shit I walked away from my computer midway through typing this post so it appears that many of these issues have already been brought up.
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Dec 8, 2009 1:21 AM #521907
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ever realize no one actually cares about what you think? take this advice and use it wisely. it will help you out later in real life


ehehehehe, Oh you do make me chuckle.
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Dec 8, 2009 1:21 AM #521908
i troel u all
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Dec 8, 2009 1:28 AM #521913
lol looks like we all fell victim to Ash's superior sense of humor once again!

When will we learn???
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Dec 8, 2009 1:34 AM #521916
Just him with a Hendo flying punch after the KO by StrunG.
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Dec 8, 2009 2:50 AM #521936
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i troel u all


don't you have anything better to do
i'm guessing it's the lack of decent debates in the debate section

btw, who's this automaton guy who carries himself so seriously
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Dec 8, 2009 4:34 AM #521979
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btw, who's this automaton guy who carries himself so seriously


he's ash v2
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Dec 8, 2009 6:43 AM #522006
That was the saddest attempt at humor I have ever seen.

And just for the record, I prefer boxing to UFC, although I'm not a huge fan of either.
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Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM #522112
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don't you have anything better to do
i'm guessing it's the lack of decent debates in the debate section

btw, who's this automaton guy who carries himself so seriously


I'm me, and we can get 2 no each other if u no wat i mean ;) ;) ;) xxxxx