Nibiru - word of death

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Dec 10, 2009 8:48 AM #522832
Nibiru is a huge planet. Her axis is not so correct. This planet are going to kill us in (you know!) 2012 year.
Now we stand on her way.
Nibiru's crust is in 10 onces stronger then our.
Nibiru is bigger us in 5 onces.
The ancient people is now it, because nibiruans come to 'em and said what the space like. Scientists found this hieroglypges.
Some people said that crystal skulls are help us, but...
Nibiru is opposite Venus now. But don't run to telescope for see it. Nibiru so dark, that you're can't see it.


In space gonna be a small sound like bash. Nibiru is gonna fly next, but our brains be fly in all the space.
Sorry for my not so good english.
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Dec 10, 2009 12:35 PM #522844
Rofl I ****ing love russians I swear to god.
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Dec 10, 2009 1:07 PM #522850
Lol .
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Dec 10, 2009 1:20 PM #522854
How convenient, a planet you claim exists that is also too dark to see in a telescope? Brings to mind the celestial teapot.
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Dec 10, 2009 9:58 PM #522943
anyone else read all that out loud while doing an impression of Niko?
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Dec 11, 2009 8:27 AM #523205
All claims to Info-SHOCK show.
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Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM #523259
Haha, wow, because Info-Shock has a history of reliability.
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Dec 11, 2009 11:36 PM #523424
Lol when ever i think of russians, i think of "pass the sugar" in a russian accent.
funniest shit ever if your baked.
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Dec 12, 2009 3:10 AM #523537
its true guys look!
oh wait you can't see it, its too dark. we can ****ing find out where some black holes are but we can't find a dark planet thats hurtling through space about to crush earth. also its 10 OUNCES THICKER WE'RE GOING TO ****ING DIE
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Dec 12, 2009 3:55 AM #523545
Why do people want the world to end in 2012 so much that they believe this shit? Do they have horrible lives or something?
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Dec 12, 2009 7:14 AM #523644
I just love these kinds of threads. they make my day.
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Dec 12, 2009 7:43 AM #523654
Especially when they're created by a Russian.
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Dec 12, 2009 9:34 AM #523676
Guys. Don't even try to disprove this guy. This is a phenomena so magnificently retarded that the best and only option is to just leave him be.

EDIT: HOly shit 10 ounces? We are SO FUCKED
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Dec 12, 2009 9:55 AM #523679
it's 5 ounces bigger than us!!! we are so ****ed!!!
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Dec 12, 2009 1:04 PM #523696
Well, men, personally I think that it's too many predictions of End.
For example:
Nibiru;
Vanga's predictions of slowly death;
2060;
2012;
Adron collider's black hole;
And other. I wrote 'bout Nibiru 'cause this story very realistic. P.S. I don't found in dictionary "collider" word. Sorry me if I have mistake.