I completely loathe sports, don't ask why I just do. I need to brake a bone in one of my legs (preferably the left one, I am right legged.) so I won't have to enduring the least amount of pain. Help is appreciated.

this is the stupidest post i've ever seen in my life. put your leg under a moving car or jump off a roof and land one legged, your left on the ground

Or you could just suck it up instead of being a little baby, and do sports. Its much better for you and will prevent you (if you aren't already) from becoming a fat slob.

try football. your leg will be broken IN DAYS

I am physically fit, I parkour, freerun, traceur, what ever you want to call it. I hate sports like football, soccer, baseball, etc. I think they are overrated, why should you get paid that much money to throw and catch a ****ing ball?

Flood, thanks for actually staying on topic.

you wont be able to freerun with a broken leg you dumbass. tell them you don't want to play, jesus christ

Breaking his leg gets him out of school, also. lol.

not necessarily

I don't want to miss school, I am in advanced everything and duel enrolled at a university, if I miss a day I'm screwed. I don't care if I can't parkour for a while. I can't say that I don't want to play because my mom is friends with them out of school, she told them if I ask to quit don't listen.

then just don't play. if they throw you the ball miss it on purpose if you're as much of a prick as that. obviously you just don't like team sports and is a loner

Track... I understand your concept, the problem with this is my mom is friends with the coach so they will end up talking about this and my mom will punish me.

Team sports are probably the best the for young males in society, I disagree with you wholeheartedly.

Yeah, I hate sports too. It's not the fact of being active, they're just all boring as **** in my opinion. You wanna break a bone? Break a few fingers and toes, possibly you're foot. That'll get you out of doing whatever for quite awhile. And it's not hard, either. Drop something real heavy on you're foot, or just kick a wall until you hear/feel something wrong. Hell, break a wrist too. Punch something, like a wall, or a door, or even you're computer screen until you break you're wrist. It doesn't have to be anything major, maybe just a spiral fracture, or even a hair-line fracture. Good luck.

They will make me run with just a hand injury. I also don't hate sports because of exercise, I hate them because they are boring.

Another way is to run into the woods and get mauled by a bear. CAUTION: this may not work.If it dosen't just run into a tree, ALOT! then of course, you can drop something on yourself(like slippery-q said).

Now crack your silly little bones. (i love sports so...)