Quote from Millardthemk

God inspired,

"For all scripture is God breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness".

Millard

god inspired me to **** you in the ass, does that mean anything to you?

im a Methodist...i love it and believe it, and honestly i do not think that we can become exorcist...

LOL religion

Quote from It's Me

The rib-woman was beautiful

nearly spit my water out you bastard, I could have seriously damaged my screen.

wait wait wait, if everything was perfect and in harmony and co-existing nicely and all that, why did the snake tempt adam and eve? furthermore, why did they succumb to said tempting?

because humans have always been idiots

Because god is an asshole.

Actually, all of the above.

Quote from DB4L

im a Methodist...i love it and believe it, and honestly i do not think that we can become exorcist...

Well, alive already pretty much pointed out that you can. Way to know and "love" your religion.