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Jan 12, 2010 9:35 PM #535955
I am to be most apologizing for lack of activity at moment of current. Mantha and I have much to be beginning more serious relationship and result has been of less time to plan attack on puny General Discussion section. As resulting of events, Goatse attack is to be pushed to Saturday middle point of day when I am to be in possessing of more time that is free.
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Jan 12, 2010 9:41 PM #535957
Lmfao .
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Jan 12, 2010 9:43 PM #535959
Putin, why the long delay?
It seems you're afraid of a war.
Show us you're serious, communist!
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Jan 12, 2010 10:03 PM #535965
You are to be in desire of proof of my possession of seriousness, Gyohdon? Please to be checking private messaging inbox.
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Jan 12, 2010 10:05 PM #535966
Oooh, Mantha, a serious relationship? ;)
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Jan 12, 2010 10:07 PM #535970
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Jan 12, 2010 10:24 PM #535983
You are in much enjoyment of previous night when you were in spending of inside of my house, Mantha?
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Jan 12, 2010 10:25 PM #535984
I was in Minsk a couple of years ago with my girlfriend. One day, while we were having dinner, it started sleeting a bit. You know the kind I mean - where it's really cold and it's, like, almost snow and not quite rain. Well, anyway, me and my girlfriend started arguing over whether it was snowing or raining. I insisted it was snowing but she just wouldn't accept that I was right. Also with us was our friend, a Russian named Rudolph. He was still infused with the communist ideology that he had been brought up with, so we would refer to him as Rudolph the red. We asked him to have the deciding vote on the subject, and he told us that it was, without a doubt, snowing. My girlfriend, stubborn as she is, asked him how he could be so sure. He replied:
"Rudolph the red knows rain, dear".

My economics teacher told us that. Bastard. Anyway, I thought I'd share because we were talking about Russia. As you were.
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Jan 12, 2010 10:26 PM #535985
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You are in much enjoyment of previous night when you were in spending of inside of my house, Mantha?

Yeah but it felt like something was missing ...
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Jan 12, 2010 10:36 PM #535988
I am in most apologies. I was not to be in possessing of time for retrieving flavored condoms you were in much desiring of.
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Jan 12, 2010 10:44 PM #535996
Typical. Blame it all on the condoms.
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Jan 12, 2010 10:45 PM #535997
Nobody likes flavored condoms.
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Jan 12, 2010 10:46 PM #535998
Yeah, it's obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Jan 12, 2010 11:08 PM #536013
Why do not you attack the more active part of the forum, as the original section of music or literature section?
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Jan 12, 2010 11:22 PM #536016
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Typical. Blame it all on the condoms.

Okay, what was to being your suggestion?

And Chunk, you are not to be making fool of me. I am aware of lack of activity in music and literature section. You internet forum swine are to being to busy for reading and trying to be Gene Shallot of music due to being such...how you say... Mac Daddies. Possessing of too much time for the bitches and not enough for literature music nobody has ever heard of.