so I was there, in my room, having a wank to some animal porn. My mom takes it as her mission to creep up the stairs as quietly as possible and silently open my door. Only once it's open does she alert me of her prescence to say "REMEMBAR U GOTSA COME DOWN IN 10 MINS-" I cut her short by saying "GTFO mom, getting changed here", so she closes the door quickly. Awkwardness. I'm not speaking to her for the rest of the night.

ITT: Post your awkward moments.

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DO PARENTS NOT KNOW HOW TO ****ING KNOCK?

No they don't i think ...
My friend was staying at mines for 2 days and he actually considered himself as the master of the house. I woke up and he was sitting at my computer. He didn't see me so i got to the back and scared some s*** outta him. H edoesn't use my appliances now at least...

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What does GTFO stand for? Get The F*** Out?

i think yer mom is tryin to /ss/ you

What's a /ss/?

shota
2D's saying your mom wants to **** underage boys, especially you

straight shota, get it right

Yeah there is a huuuuuge difference between the two.

I got my new roommate. I saw him the first time last week.

I was thinking "ahhhhhhh shit a black roommate"

then I realized I was thinking aloud.

yeah...
I know that :/

normally the parents don't knock...

P.S.: 2-D why are you changing your sig picture all the time?
everytime I see posts of you, you have another one...

She likes taking pictures of herself. Is there anything wrong with that?

Now why the hell were you watching animal porn?

I don't even want to know the answer.

Haha you guys are so awkward.

I once talked to a girl and we were connecting so well and then I complimented her breasts and we just sat there for 5 minutes and then she walked away

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so I was there, in my room, having a wank to some animal porn. My mom takes it as her mission to creep up the stairs as quietly as possible and silently open my door. Only once it's open does she alert me of her prescence to say "REMEMBAR U GOTSA COME DOWN IN 10 MINS-" I cut her short by saying "GTFO mom, getting changed here", so she closes the door quickly. Awkwardness. I'm not speaking to her for the rest of the night.

ITT: Post your awkward moments.

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DO PARENTS NOT KNOW HOW TO ****ING KNOCK?

my mom would eat me alive if she caught me jacking off to anything, especially animal porn.

LOL YEH I WAS TOTALLY SERIOUS WHEN I SAID ANIMAL PRON XD Y WUD I DO THAT?! XDXD

but meh, dont guess she cares, though ive noticed she keeps just walking in my room without ****ing knocking, she's like a ninja. Then she'll act all innocent when I'm getting changed and say "ooh sorry!". Makes me rrrrRRRAAAGGGEEEE.