Quote from Überschall

you should walk up to some chick and punch her right in the scrotum

I lol'd right as I read that last word.

What's the first.

go on popular irc chat rooms, and ask for a/s/l. you will be flooded with 13-14 year old girls wanting to meet you in real life. they bring presents.

Quote from I

go on popular irc chat rooms, and ask for a/s/l. you will be flooded with 13-14 year old girls wanting to meet you in real life. they bring presents.

And they will talk about how they want to blank your blank all blanking night long.

Quote from MiniMan

And they will talk about how they want to blank your blank all blanking night long.

Oh god now I'll have to watch clips from that blanking show on youtube all day long and lol at them.

why are there girls joining stick death forums trying to make nerds horny?

this is rediculous.

Quote from bluntanims

why are there girls joining stick death forums trying to make nerds horny?

this is rediculous.

The thread title has been changed and we're making fun of this moron.

I'll be your boyfriend, babe.

Find a girl in the street and say, "CAN YOUR BOYFRIEND DO THIS?"

Then pull down your pants and wave your dick around.

Quote from Mantha

I'll be your boyfriend, babe.

So this is how you break up with someone? Wow...I don't know what to say. Just... don't come over to my house ever again. I swear to god I'll rip your little pecker off.

You are still my Uke, Brad.

Awwww, <3 u 2.

Quote from Wartooth

Whip out your penis next time you see a chick.
Because chicks love dicks, otherwise they wouldn't rhyme... right?

no tyhey'll get grossed out.

Quote from dienuts

no tyhey'll get grossed out.

You don't know shit, that's why you have no bitches longing for your dick.