Weapon of choice

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Feb 7, 2010 9:28 AM #544389
love
is my weapon of choice
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Feb 7, 2010 12:59 PM #544440
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love
is my weapon of choice


You psychotic carebear.

I'd get a katana, simply because I don't know how to shoot a gun.
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Feb 7, 2010 1:11 PM #544442
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Feb 7, 2010 1:14 PM #544445
I'd get a button that instantly wipes out all zombies.
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Feb 7, 2010 1:16 PM #544446
BASS GUITAR

EDIT: And a shot of adrenaline.
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Feb 7, 2010 2:01 PM #544453
Quote from Steyene
M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank


The Challenger II is superior.

Along the same lines, I was thinking Eurofighter Typhoon, but I'd probably crash. Swords and axes and shit like that would make you too tired after a while. Guns will run out of ammo. Automatic-zombie-killing-buttons don't exist. Sitting inside an APC would end with starvation, and there's a risk of running out of petrol if I try to drive out of the city in it. For some reason I can't pack a few guns into the APC as a fail-safe if I do run out of fuel.

Therefore (thank you for reminding me, Cando) a psychotic carebear is the only logical option. Something that just does the killing for me and won't get tired.
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Feb 7, 2010 2:10 PM #544456
Something with gas expansion bullets
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Feb 7, 2010 2:36 PM #544465
Seeing as its a city, I would just grab a sniper rifle and leg it to the top of a sky scraper. Assuming I have infinite ammo (infinite fun :D)

And if somehow you get bored, or zombies start coming up the building, just jump of the building and ready a grenade, when it blows your infinite amount of ammo goes infinite boom :DD

I emphasize infinite.
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Feb 7, 2010 5:04 PM #544510
Quote from CronosXIII
Seeing as its a city, I would just grab a sniper rifle and leg it to the top of a sky scraper. Assuming I have infinite ammo (infinite fun :D)

And if somehow you get bored, or zombies start coming up the building, just jump of the building and ready a grenade, when it blows your infinite amount of ammo goes infinite boom :DD

I emphasize infinite.


If everyone else had real life hacks I'm positive that they would do the same.
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Feb 7, 2010 5:15 PM #544514
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I would choose an Iron Man suit


this is the only valid weapon in the thread
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Feb 7, 2010 5:18 PM #544515
If psychotic carebears are available, I'll just use zerg. we'd have another problem later, but at that point I would probably be long dead.

But sticking to actual available weapons, I would use a fast tank of some kind, whatever was handy, with infinite gas and shells. that way I could just run over the zombies and get out of there. With limited amounts, I'd just take all the fuel I could, improvise an auto-injector to the fuel tank so I wouldn't have to leave to refuel the thing, go light on the ammo, and drive out as fast as i could, maybe shooting building supports behind me to crush zombies. If SOMEHOW I still can't escape, I still have all that fuel. Would make a nice bang, and be rather quick.
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Feb 7, 2010 9:43 PM #544619
In that case, I'd take an SUV with the trunk filled with gas containers, and passenger seats full of food.
And attach a snow plow onto the front of the SUV.
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Feb 8, 2010 7:48 AM #544762
What about a chainsaw or a baseball bat? The originals. lol.
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Feb 8, 2010 8:04 AM #544766
a plane with a pilot to fly me the **** out of there
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Feb 8, 2010 8:07 AM #544767
does a bayonet count as a second weapon?