Quote from thegameboy

any gun that has excellent reload speed and can kill a lot of zombies in a short amount of time.

haha oh wow.
he thinks guns have a fixed reload speed



Anyway, a modern European longsword.


also plate mail.


zombies can't do shit to plate mail.

Quote from Myself

zombies can't do shit to plate mail.

tru. dat

What if I just nuke the sh*t is that cheating?

MY BARE GODDAMN FISTS AUGHRAWRGFHGHFHHHGHGHHHHRHRHGHH





or a handgun so i could just kill myself

A bulldozer.

Yeah, **** ya'll bitches. B)

Quote from MiniMan

A bulldozer.

Yeah, **** ya'll bitches. B)

What if a tank comes after you?

Then your positively ****ed because zombies figured out how to use tanks.

Quote from mr.mcstick

Then your positively ****ed because zombies figured out how to use tanks.

Pretty much this.

Quote from mr.mcstick

Then your positively ****ed because zombies figured out how to use tanks.

No, not tank, but TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK.

I think I'll forget the katana and use strap-on, since only straight people become zombies.

Quote from MiniMan

Pretty much this.

I got This'd :0
lol

I'd still be afraid of the pink tank. Your gonna be laughing at it and the guys gonna come out and rape you in the ass with cando's corpse because everyone knows katanas and strap ons don't work on zombies.
silly candoballs.

Quote from mr.mcstick

I got This'd :0
lol

I'd still be afraid of the pink tank. Your gonna be laughing at it and the guys gonna come out and rape you in the ass with cando's corpse because everyone knows katanas and strap ons don't work on zombies.
silly candoballs.

I bet you'd run when some nutcase with a gigantic dildo strapped to his pants ran at you, screaming, 'I WANT YOUR ASS AAAAAADFGHJFUBGUH'.

Actually. That's true but zombies would just rip it off and eat you.

Quote from mr.mcstick

Actually. That's true but zombies would just rip it off and eat you.

Aaah, but I've got the advantage of the element of surprise.
:Undercover:

I see....

Thanks for the new sig BTW