I AM BORED

You are standing in your apartment, totally bored and you have nothing to do. Fapping or any other sexual activities are not an option. Possible directions to go to are East, and West.

Jump out of the window.

remove torso

remove arm and throw arm out window to see if drop is survivable, assuming its not on the bottom floor. if not, simply go out the front door.

You attempt to jump out the window, but then you realize that it's a shatterproof window. There's no way for someone to throw them self through that type of window. Same options are available.

NOTE: You are an average, ordinary man. You do not possess strength that enables you to rip off limbs. Yet.

Well go west.

i agree with teh one. see what is westward

You go West, and arrive at your front door. You hear noises out in the hall, but you can't really distinguish what they are. They sound very brutal, though.

Go back and try to find something to defend yourself with. Whatever is out there, you'll need protection.

kill yourself .

Just to have clarification of what's going on outside, you look through your peephole on your door.



Shit, it seems as if there's two madmen going around in your apartment killing people off for no reason!!!!


You go eastward, past the window to find something to be used as a self defense mechanism. They're trying to kick down your door. Oh no, it seems like you might be their next victim.

NOTE: That's a different door to the east.

take the chair and ram it into the sink for no reason

Grab the knife and run through the door. Turn the faucet all the way on and wait till they either get distracted or slip, then jump out and attack.
Man, I'm on a roll.

grab the knife and have a quick looksee if there's anything useful in those cupboards

if there is, take it, then go through the door

Quote from Teh_One

Grab the knife and run through the door. Turn the faucet all the way on and wait till they either get distracted or slip, then jump out and attack.
Man, I'm on a roll.

Quote from Scarecrow

grab the knife and have a quick looksee if there's anything useful in those cupboards

if there is, take it, then go through the door

First, you stash the butcher knife into your inventory.


You then begin to look through your various cupboards, hoping to find something else usable for defensive measures.

It appears that you don't have much in your cupboards when it comes to combat; but you do have (x5 bags of chips) to be used as rations, in case you do get hurt. There's also an Indian in the cupboard, but it doesn't seem to be much use.

Lastly, you leave the sink running, and you run into the room East.

Scared like the ordinary person you are, you run in the room, and disregard what's in it, or even what room it is. You just focus on hearing the two madmen bang rapidly on your front door -- until they finally bust it down. You hold your butcher's knife close towards you, as you listen to footsteps walking throughout your apartment.

NOTE: TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I RETURN