Choose your own adventure: sewellfool's edition

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Feb 22, 2010 2:18 PM #549816
Quote from Scarecrow
i go back to myself and then shoot my sleep


This .
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Feb 22, 2010 4:58 PM #549839
HAVE SEXY INTERCOURSE WITH THE CORPSE!
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Feb 22, 2010 6:38 PM #549846
Put the body in a bag then go east.
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Feb 22, 2010 10:19 PM #549884
rip your own dick off and slap yourself in the face with it
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Feb 25, 2010 1:17 AM #550618
Quote from Wsheerio
Put the body in a bag then go east.

After putting the corpse in a bag, you relize east is a blank wall (I made the mistake when I was drawing, too lazy to change it).
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You go west and find your front door. There is a faint siren in the distance, and you are carrying a body bag. WHAT WILL YOU DO?


Real suggestions only please.
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Feb 25, 2010 2:24 AM #550656
Realize that the police are going to kill you anyway, so you place the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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Feb 25, 2010 2:26 AM #550657
i should really update mine now
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Feb 25, 2010 3:16 AM #550685
Steyene, you are just so damn funny. I mean, that joke just never gets old. I have a great idea. You should give the same bullshit suggestion four more times, and each time it will be funnier than the one before it.
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Feb 25, 2010 4:01 AM #550704
They always troll me, it's best to just ignore them.
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Feb 25, 2010 4:04 AM #550705
wsheerio most likely sucks dick
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Feb 25, 2010 4:56 AM #550725
Go camping
Then kill yourself
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Feb 25, 2010 4:56 AM #550726
Actually just kill yourself with that gun
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Feb 25, 2010 4:57 AM #550728
By shooting yourself
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Feb 25, 2010 5:00 AM #550729
I would recommend closing the thread, the random spamming and trolling isn't going to stop.
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Feb 25, 2010 5:02 AM #550730
sewelfool is just being a baby and wsheerio is being an enabler. as shitty as this thread is, you could've made it fun by playing along with their ridiculous suggestions but, considering how your latest update to your story sounds, it looks like you just want this to go in the direction you want