Wsheerio really needs to qq

Bust open the door, then run around and scream until the cops come. Then breath lazers at them.

eat the dead body then shoot self

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Bust open the door, then run around and scream until the cops come. Then breath lazers at them.

Fine, I'll be more open to crazy ideas. BUT, killing yourself is just gay.

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After your intence attack, there is more backup on its way, and you have no use for that gun. You also have no idea what powers you do have. there is a door in front of you that leads outside. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

kill yourself .

Yell "Surprise!" and get away with all my crimes.

Insist to the arrive cops that it was joke and get off scot free. Then realize that the police are going to kill you anyway, so you place the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Stick the gun in your mouth, tape your hands behind your back, tape a piece of paper to your chest which reads "Pull the Trigger", and proceed to walk around town.

Quote from Tortuga

Stick the gun in your mouth, tape your hands behind your back, tape a piece of paper to your chest which reads "Pull the Trigger", and proceed to walk around town.

How could he tape the paper when his hands are taped?

Turn into a duck and do something entertaining, because obviously you're not pleasing your audience.

Quote from sewellfool

How could he tape the paper when his hands are taped?

feet .

Shoot off into the heavens like some sort of celestial ejaculate.

Bust down the door and kill any cop you see. Then call a taxi.

Quote from Zed

Yell "Surprise!" and get away with all my crimes.

This is the best suggestion so far.