Quote from FoShizzle

WATI WAIT WAIT WAIT
We have to record ourselves rapping?

No, no, dude we already had this discussion earlier in the thread. You don't have too, it would just be cool if you could.

Quote from FoShizzle

But i'm white as **** :c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZH_Crz22ak

Quote from Jutsu

Hey zed, you better watch your step because I stand where you fall.
People act like you know it all and to most you enthrall.

...

Damn man there you go, I think you have your work cutout for you.
Let's see what you got man.

You ain't the best vocabulator,
Girl, go home to yo' vibrator,
This round's mine, I'll see you later,
There's a proliferation
o' precipitation
right across the nation
givin' inspiration
for this confrontation,
Ah'm a sensation
whippin' up a conflagration
of lyricalisation
to say-shun those dreams of success
you're a mess, you must confess,
that I have got you bes-
-ted like I said,
it's these rhymes inside my head
that ensure you're defeat-ed
so go back to your bed
and know you just met Zed

Biatch

Oh here's mine again, to convenience the judges. The need to judge the first round for us.

Quote from M.c.Jutsu

Hey zed, you better watch your step because I stand where you fall.
People act like you know it all and to most you enthrall.

A cunning trap indeed, at first glance you would succeed, but before these individuals decree, whom it will be with victory, it doesn't take genius to see.

Damn right your the omega, running in last place, shit clean them tears off your face, you're just a disgrace and misplace without any grace, you just can't keep pace.

Tragically, poetically, phonetically, causing me to leak my thoughts traumatically into your mind bamboozling you caustically... Man without even trying.

I'm not lying but more or less implying, laughing because I know your crying, my lyrics a blinding you, your immolating and I'm congregating, not over compensating, or even concentrating, however I may be over complicating.

Shit, you will need help translating.
I am implicating your destruction, all while slowing your function in conjunction.

To you I will abscond, send you to the great beyond, don't worry it won't take long, your only hope is to keep it strong and make a better song.

It's like a downward spiral, plunging you into denial and forcing you to use a cory bantical style, I see you have no guile, so I leave your ass suicidal, I should be put on trial for being mentally homicidal.

But they won't even be able to get it filed, before your head explodes, your mind implodes leaving you woefully despondent and exposed, who even knows?

What will happen with the chemical reaction, of the sadness and surprise, tears well up in your eyes, you assume it's all lies.

I'll leave your ass dumbstruck, you'll try to rhyme but you will just feel stuck, your hands can't move, you can't even think, it will feel like your on the brink of insanity.

I don't know what you have planned for me, but even if you reply that shit can't be legit, honestly you would be better off doing a handstand while taking a shit, damn you might as well admit.

You're chances are slim to none, better chances playing Russian roulette with a loaded gun, or spending all day staring at the sun and if you reply this shit has just begun.

In fact I dare you to reply, my retort will cause you to deny and be the catalyst for the fall of the sky, the pressure becomes unbearable, there is just too many variables.

Face it, you're barely a thesis, I will rhyme you to pieces, when I start rapping you can call me apotheosis, causing an apocalypse, but hey no sweat bro I am sure you got this.

Just don't panic, even though I left you manic, if you plan it you should be able to man up and pick your ass up off the ground turn then frown upside down and turn this shit around.

I dunno about you but I thought that these would be longer than 2 posts total. Oh well I shall judge them then

Quote from Devour

I dunno about you but I thought that these would be longer than 2 posts total. Oh well I shall judge them then

Yo nigga, let me be a judge.

I'm in. I don't know who's in a battle or whatever, but whoever is free, challenge me.

Quote from RazrBlade

Yo nigga, let me be a judge.

And then RazrBlade was a zomb- judge.

Quote from OGrilla

I'm in. I don't know who's in a battle or whatever, but whoever is free, challenge me.

Added you.

Also, Jutsu wins the rap battle :heh:

Quote from Devour

Also, Jutsu wins the rap battle :heh:

:Nooooooo: :Bricked: :Nooooooo: :Cry: :Cry:

Yay, good battle zed. But I came out on top buddy. But hey no rules prohibit rematches right?

I don't know who's currently battling, but I challenge Gavel.

<.< o-snap, more like o-grilla.
Gavels gonna whoop your ass like you're lost in a blizzard.
He's gonna drop o-bombs in your o-ring, he'll leave you saying o-no. I'm sure he voted for o-boma.

I don't think I'm gonna win, but I'm pretty sure you're underestimating me. Now go rap against one of the three people you accepted.

yeah, i remember OG's skills on the...keyboard. he's a lyrical force to be reckoned with