Gmod Adventure!
Started by: Chunky | Replies: 38 | Views: 3,707
Mar 3, 2010 5:17 PM #552729
DO WHAT HE SAYS AND THEN KILL HIM **** yer
Mar 3, 2010 6:54 PM #552745
Go with him but be ready to bash his head in with a crowbar.
Mar 3, 2010 8:46 PM #552761
As this guy is the only person who you have managed to communicate with without humiliating yourself or dislocating their dick, you decide to follow him wherever he is going to take you, although you are ready for an attack should it come. He takes you to a new area
This new area seems completely devoid of the emotionless policemen from before, and seems mostly populated with civilians. The atmosphere is a lot less tense than before.
The madman leads you towards a hotel, guarded by armed civilians. This is most likely a rebel outpost against the cops in the other district. The crazy man leads you inside the hotel and points you up the stairs, telling you the woman in one of the rooms will know more.
He walks off murmuring to himself and chuckling. Cautiously you enter the room to find that the rebellion leader to be warm and inviting
She says that although she would like to help, she must ask for a favour from you first. She asks you to blow up the police outpost that you saw when you arrived.
"Do this" she says "And I will do my best to find him".
She also provides you with a map of the area and 4 satchels of tnt, all of which you are able to conceal without a problem.
You are now outside of the hotel building, you can explore the area around here or you can just go straight to the building to blow it up.
I'm constructing a map of the area now for future reference
Edit:
Map will be put on the frontpage, and i'll update it if any of you decide to chronicle something on there
This new area seems completely devoid of the emotionless policemen from before, and seems mostly populated with civilians. The atmosphere is a lot less tense than before.
The madman leads you towards a hotel, guarded by armed civilians. This is most likely a rebel outpost against the cops in the other district. The crazy man leads you inside the hotel and points you up the stairs, telling you the woman in one of the rooms will know more.
He walks off murmuring to himself and chuckling. Cautiously you enter the room to find that the rebellion leader to be warm and inviting
She says that although she would like to help, she must ask for a favour from you first. She asks you to blow up the police outpost that you saw when you arrived.
"Do this" she says "And I will do my best to find him".
She also provides you with a map of the area and 4 satchels of tnt, all of which you are able to conceal without a problem.
You are now outside of the hotel building, you can explore the area around here or you can just go straight to the building to blow it up.
I'm constructing a map of the area now for future reference
Edit:
Map will be put on the frontpage, and i'll update it if any of you decide to chronicle something on there
Mar 3, 2010 8:51 PM #552762
Tell the armed civilians that you've been given a mission of great importance to the resistance but you're going to need a brief distraction, preferably involving something large, pink, and fluffy.
Mar 3, 2010 9:05 PM #552766
Eager for aid, you ask one of the armed civilians if they have anything to help distract the enemy, preferably something pink and furry. One of their faces lights up with glee, and he eagerly produces a giant doughnut.
He explains that although it isn't that large or fluffy, it does have a distracting quality. He demonstrates this on a nearby civilian.
Nothing appears to happen for a few seconds. But then..
Wow! You are scraping bits of person off of your suit and the armed guard gives you 5 exploding doughnuts.
He explains that although it isn't that large or fluffy, it does have a distracting quality. He demonstrates this on a nearby civilian.
Nothing appears to happen for a few seconds. But then..
Wow! You are scraping bits of person off of your suit and the armed guard gives you 5 exploding doughnuts.
Mar 3, 2010 9:39 PM #552774
Oh **** yes.
Get as near as you can to the police station without being shot. If you are within throwing distance of it, keep the TNT for later - it could be useful - and lob two of the doughnuts into the station. If there is still some station left at the end of that then, if there are still living cops throw another doughnut, and if everyone's dead use as little of the TNT as possible.
Edit: oh yeah, and if you're not within throwing distance, then lob the doughnut to the side as a distraction and go in with the TNT.
Get as near as you can to the police station without being shot. If you are within throwing distance of it, keep the TNT for later - it could be useful - and lob two of the doughnuts into the station. If there is still some station left at the end of that then, if there are still living cops throw another doughnut, and if everyone's dead use as little of the TNT as possible.
Edit: oh yeah, and if you're not within throwing distance, then lob the doughnut to the side as a distraction and go in with the TNT.
Mar 4, 2010 1:39 AM #552820
Go to the station. Yell here piggy piggy and wave the donuts.
Mar 4, 2010 7:17 AM #552904
I second Zeds answer.
Mar 4, 2010 7:52 AM #552912
Put pile of doughnuts somewhere, run in screaming FREE DONUTS AT *insert donut location here* GO GET THEM
Then when everyone is gone, plant TNT
Then when everyone is gone, plant TNT