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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass#Behavior_of_antique_glass

Sorry.

http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/Glass/glass.html
My fucking god, high school has lied to me once again I can't believe that fucker, I should gut him for that.

Once i died and i didn't notice so i survived death when i was dead but never died.

uhhhhhhhhh, okay.

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Once i died and i didn't notice so i survived death when i was dead but never died.

He's trying to be funny you guys.

Well look at the little comedian. There so cute when there that age.

Quiet down, young whippersnappers!

Once I was looking for a particular item of clothing that I couldn't find anywhere.

Then I realized it was on my bed.

Leaving msn on when I go do some other shit.

Few people seem to realise how insignificant the human is in comparison to the size and time-scale of the Universe.

Luckily I don't miss that.

When EPIC DARKRAI DIED but survived the death



That did happen in a story he wrote about a killer cheese puff that sent out clones of him to kill the original. When the 2 clones of himself died but he didn't notice he survived the death. He failed to notice that he had said he died but was alive. This is the story.



Epic Jakelor was walking along one normal day when he smelled a cheeseball. He knew that this was the epic cheeseball of ultimate power that must be destroyed or the world will be invaded by cheeseballs. Epic Jakelor packed up his heat ray (his moms hairdryer) and a double quarter pounder with cheese. When he set off to turn the epic cheeseball into an epicly failing cheese raisin with his heat ray. He was attacked by himself. He dodged himself and died when Charlie bit the other Epic Jakelors finger off and the other Epic died. Luckily the real Epic Jakelor was still inside his house. He set off on his quest to raisinify the epic cheeseball of ultimate power. (lets call him Joe) When he decided to camp for the night when he was too tired to go any farther. He had been walking all day and fighting himself even when he wasn't in the fight against himself when he died twice but is alive because he never died. Joe had been cloning everyone twice to kill the real copy but they all thought the other copy was the real copy so they killed each other and failed. Joe had to destroy Epic or He would be raisinafied so he made the matrix. Epic Jakelor woke up the next day and was gripped by himself and shoved deep into the matrix. He decided to be the chosen one so he could fly like a little freak of powerfulness. He trained for five minutes when he was yanked out of the matrix by Joe and forced to have a battle. Joe blasted Epic Jakelor With his pink power rainbow puff. Epic dodged and threw his double quarter with cheese pounder at Joe. Joe swallowed it and exploded with McCheesey goodness."No," shouted Epic as he saw the cheese splatter on the floor "how could Joe do something that evil. Killing an innocent cheeseburger." Epic didn't even have to use the heat ray to kill Joe. But the loss of his burger was like having Chuck Norris smash his heart into dust then eating the dust and then barfing it up Which is exactly what Chuck did. Epic had to go on a killing spree to make himself feel better so he killed everyone and the world exploded... but Chuck Norris never dies. :mad:

Somebody please Ip ban this little assbag. Nob body gives a shit about your shitty story

Yes. Something MODs don't notice. Zed ban-hammer the shit out of this mother.

Peoples, there is a little button underneath a poster's avatar which looks something like this: . If you press it then we all come running and it doesn't clutter up the thread. You may be warned for replying to spam in the future.

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Peoples, there is a little button underneath a poster's avatar which looks something like this: . If you press it then we all come running and it doesn't clutter up the thread. You may be warned for replying to spam in the future.

haha did no one actually report it?

you guys are brilliant really