You know those people that walk their dog and let of off the leash? The dog then runs off ahead, or lingers far behind. Well, I got one of the dogs that ran off ahead, killed it, skinned it, then wore it's fur. I followed the owner, who didn't seem to notice.
****ed with his head by talking to him every now and then. I thought I had pulled off the best prank ever.
Turned out he was blind.