Where do I get a flash animation program >.<. Do I have to pay for it?!

You don't have to but that's a different story.
You can dowload the month long trial for free though.

http://www.adobe.com/products/flash/?promoid=BPDEE click "try"

You know there is another way of getting Flash for free.

Ah there is? Would you explain? D: And thanks Devour, for the links. ^^

well we're not allowed to talk about illegal stuff...

Its not Illegal I'll tell you that.

Actually pirating is illegal

Okay, then we will not discuss about it any longer.

Who said its Pirating.

If it is getting flash for free, unless it involves asking Adobe very very nicely, it is illegal.

Ok well. If you want to get it for free.. What's the thing most other people who have internet use to find it out? And no its not bing.
And then what's the video website these people also own.

That was certainly not illegal?

I'd reccomend you get Flash 8. It's old but it's so much better than the newer versions. It's also the last pure Macromedia masterpiece.