Ye Olde Joke Thread

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Apr 3, 2010 4:27 PM #563128
Yes but I heard its worth every second of it. Then again, that could explain why Soruku always acts like a little turd. Gonorhea induced agression?
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Apr 3, 2010 4:28 PM #563129
Quote from Zed
I'd expect you to be much more at risk of catching something from necrophilia than from your girlfriend.


Oooooooooh shit!
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Apr 3, 2010 4:41 PM #563137
What did God say when he made the first black person?

"Oops! I burnt one!"
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Apr 3, 2010 4:56 PM #563150
What is white at the top and black at the bottom?










American Society. Zing.
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Apr 3, 2010 6:58 PM #563177
A fat and a skinny black guy jump off a cliff. Who lands first?

Who cares?



What are 3 things you cant give a black person?

Ablack eye, a fat lip, and a job.



What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, shes already been told twice.



Whats the safest way to play with a baby?

With a condom.
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Apr 3, 2010 7:05 PM #563178
What happens when you throw a bunch of horny mental patients in a cage with a drunk prostitute?
She gives birth to Soroku.


What happens when you throw Soroku in a cage with a drunk prostitute?
She gives birth to his 3 sisters.



Technically 9 out of every 10 people enjoy gang rape.

























Unless the person being raped is Soroku's mom, in which case it is a clean 10 out of 10.
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Apr 3, 2010 7:31 PM #563183
2 atoms are sitting at a bar, and one atom says to the other

"i think i've lost an electron"

"are you sure?" replies the other atom

"i'm positive!"
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Apr 3, 2010 7:49 PM #563184
Chunky's was funny.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
Oh, wait, was supposed to be dirty. Make that bar a strip club. lol
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Apr 3, 2010 10:17 PM #563255
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What happens when you throw a bunch of horny mental patients in a cage with a drunk prostitute?
She gives birth to Soroku.


What happens when you throw Soroku in a cage with a drunk prostitute?
She gives birth to his 3 sisters.



Technically 9 out of every 10 people enjoy gang rape.

























Unless the person being raped is Soroku's mom, in which case it is a clean 10 out of 10.

Are you ever gonna let him off?
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Apr 3, 2010 10:17 PM #563256
You want me to?
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Apr 3, 2010 10:18 PM #563258
thay are funny
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Apr 3, 2010 10:26 PM #563264
Hi Ragon, how are you doing?

Say, thats some awesome spelling and punctuation that you seem to be using.
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Apr 3, 2010 10:28 PM #563266
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You want me to?
I don't care what you do, it's your choice. I'm just sayin it's long gone and it's starting to get old.
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Apr 3, 2010 10:34 PM #563270
Sure. I shall set him free. No more Soroku jokes unless he's a douche again.
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Apr 3, 2010 10:37 PM #563275
Two blondes were walking along the forest when they come across some tracks.
"Tis be deer tracks!" Quoth one blonde.
"Nay. Horse tracks, methinks." Said she.
"Deer tracks!"
"Horse tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
"Horse tracks!"
Ten minute later they are hit by a train.