Sacred's Choose Your Own Adventure

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The Kraken

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Apr 25, 2010 1:48 PM #575483
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I've never understood what fap means, can someone explain?

Fap is the noise one makes when he masturbates.
fap fap fap fap fap...
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Apr 25, 2010 1:55 PM #575491
I've never made that noise. I don't know why you would, unless you're turned on by biting your lip and inhaling.
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Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM #575500
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I've never made that noise. I don't know why you would, unless you're turned on by biting your lip and inhaling.


... What?

Biting your lip and inhaling isn't creating the 'fap' noise.....
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Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM #575501
You then have to let your top lip seal the gap to cut off the air flow.
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Apr 25, 2010 9:14 PM #575746
woah he's right, that really works.

on topic: what JamMan said
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Apr 25, 2010 9:15 PM #575749
How ?
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Apr 26, 2010 4:55 AM #575929
Why the hell hasn't sacred posted anything in ages on this?
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Apr 26, 2010 4:59 AM #575931
Because I'm busy. Be patient.
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Apr 26, 2010 6:35 AM #575977
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Because I'm busy. Be patient.


Ok i'll be patient from now on.(I'll try anyway)

I'm very good at being impatient but I'm not very good at being patient.
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Apr 26, 2010 7:54 PM #576259
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You then have to let your top lip seal the gap to cut off the air flow.


Holy shit how did you find this out?
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Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM #576344
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Holy shit how did you find this out?


I sat for a very long time with "I've never made that noise. I don't know why you would, unless" in the reply box, testing the acoustic effect of various bodily functions.
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Apr 26, 2010 10:13 PM #576371
A look into the alien mind of Zed. I lol'd hard.

Ahh, the things people do for a good post...
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Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM #576376
Quote from Devour
Oh. Uh, attempt to drop something large and heavy through the floor


Quote from RUiN
find out what kinda of shop it is.


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You drop a large box through the floor.
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You've now landed in a tiny empty donut shop.
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Apr 26, 2010 11:46 PM #576395
After taking a day's supply of donuts, run like Frogger through the street outside.