Shit son, forget the philosophy section. You just solved everythign ever
Edit: Really? Geeze. Here in Canada the religious people are totally different from what they must be like down there.
Hahaha, I almost forgot, you're a Canadian. Jesus man, consider yourself lucky. You people have common sense over there, like here in Europe.
In the USA, all hope is lost on the religious front. Those people are fullhelm Jesus. They actually have blacklists of doctors that do abortions and have KILLED SOME OF THESE DOCTORS.
Bitches be crazy. Especially the Jesus Warriors.
Watch Religulous, by Bill Maher. You'll see those crazy cooks.