Make a sentence using the following guidelines:

Pick the month you were born on:
1 = I ate
2 = I needed
3 = I killed
4 = I shot
5 = I smashed
6 = I smoked with
7 = I banged
8 = I ran shirtless with
9 = I got stabbed horribly by
10 = I cuddled with
11 = I slept with
12 = I ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
01 = The kool-aid guy
02 = A dog
03 = A shoe
04 = A toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barny the dinosaur
08 = A doughnut
09 = A storm trooper
10 = A bag of weed
11 = My lover
12 = A glass of milk
13 = A horse
14 = Justin Bieber
15 = A stripper
16 = A pickle
17 = A jew
18 = A horse
19 = An orange
20 = My Mum
21 = A homeless guy
22 = A jar of honey
23 = A my crush
24 = An Easter egg
25 = An elephant
26 = A condom
27 = A bowl of cereal
28 = A French fry
29 = Your dealer
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = Your grandma

Pick the colour of the shirt you are wearing:
White = Because I love marijuana
Black = Because I'm sexy as hell.
Pink = Because the little people told me to.
Blue = Because I’m good in bed.
Red = Because I’m a pimp and your jealous.
Polka Dots = Because I hate my life.
Purple = Because I’m gay.
Gray = Because I got dared.
Other = Because that’s how I roll.
Green = Because I have amazing boobs.
Orange = Because I smoke crack.
Turquoise = Because I have a noodle in my nose.
Brown = Because I had to.
Shirtless = Because I’ve got abs.

Post you result below.

I'll start:

I smoked with my lover because I have amazing boobs.

i shot a homeless guy because im sexy as hell

I killed a condom because i had to.

I fucked your mom.


I misread, sorry, I thought this was a confession thread.

I slept with my lover because I'm good in bed.

WOW.

i smashed the Trojan man because im sexy as hell!

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I had to.

I ran shirtless with a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

That actually worked out pretty well.

I killed a bag of weed because I have a noodle in my nose.

I slept with my lover because I'm good in bed.

i shot a stormtrooper becuz i have amaizing boobs....

I shot my lover because Im sexy as hell. And I thought this wasn't going to work.

I cuddled with the kool-aid guy because I’m a pimp and your jealous.

Nice

i got stabbed horably by a horse becouse im good in bed

I ran shirtless with my lover because I've got abs.

Not. Bad.