Gay sex is the best!

anyways, i'm 22, living with parents STILL, going to take some video game courses at a college. my life is in such disarray that it's awesome! yeah!

I don't take requests here. don't pm me for sounds (any sounds. AT ALL). I will make stuff of my own free will if/when i do.
oh, and i'm kind of a huge man-child, autism and ADD and whatnot, afraid of driving and anything remotely outside what i've done before (change-phobic)

I take lots of pills. some say my real name on them. DAN. was kinda creeped out that the antibiotics for my eye AND my trazadone both say dan. but its probably a pharm company or some shit! yeah!

I'm not really gay, maybe a bit bi-curious, since i like huge cocks in my porn, but it needs to enter a woman and not a man. anal sex is repulsive to me regardless of sexual orientation, because that's where poop comes from. and most woman won't get a colonic cleansing just to have their anus rubbed by my small dick... i assume... 3.5 inches.. and a virgin uh. god. This is also a prime example of a time when my meds wear off and i can hear my own voice in my head telling me what to type instead of acting on instinct. weird. I'll just post it anyways. yeah!

Hi pepper. Lets fuck.

Do you have a vagina? I need one. For uh.. Science.

Your perquisites have met and exceeded the standard. You will fit right in.

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Your perquisites have met and exceeded the standard. You will fit right in.

I haven't taken percocet since my after my hernia surgery. did i mention i'm fat? Well i am.
While posting this way is a joke, the sad thing is it's all true.

We have found our symbol.

hooray, I've had your sounds sitting on my computer for years
welcome welcome

Wheee, why won't you just ...
Never mind.

Holy fuck!

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Holy fuck!

My thoughts exactly.

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hooray, I've had your sounds sitting on my computer for years
welcome welcome

How the fuck do I say your name. holy shit. I keep thinking its like Lineuq? but I can't be sure...

It's Brent, but upside-down! :>
But howdy, Pepper. You'd be best friends with 2-D.

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It's Brent, but upside-down! :>
But howdy, Pepper. You'd be best friends with 2-D.

Oh wow that makes much more sense. Hi geo!

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I keep thinking that name is Leenug or something, but grossly mistyped.

Pepper hey I like you!

it's kind of the other way around, really