It turns out being 18, a virgin, and being willing to defend net neutrality can get you laid! Albeit with a whore, it's sex nonetheless.

Warning: Sort of NSFW
Har.

"Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs"

saw this on redit a few days ago

call the number.

So she travels to your state and gets you laid? is there any profit?

Quote from Audix

So she travels to your state and gets you laid? is there any profit?

No, she pretty much fucks you for free if you're a virgin and you support Net Neutrality.

I wonder if anyone actually requested for sex on this bologna site

she is kind of hot though

Quote from 2-D

saw this on redit a few days ago

call the number.

I'm guessing you checked it out, and it was not the girl in the picture answering the phone?

no, i aint callin a long distance numbah

I'll call tomorrow after school when my parent's aren't home.

thats funny.

do it cereal man

multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance

"I say, old boy, will you be joining me for a game of cricket later on today?"
"Sorry, old chap, I have a previous engagement to attend to."
"Ahh, a date with the missus, I see?"
"No sir, Nothing with the missus, for I am going to witness anal sex."
"I do hope, sir, that you shall be a good audience?"
"Oh yes indeed. I shan't be making cat calls during the climax, if that's wot you mean. ha Ha"
"Oh no sir, I don't doubt that. I mean shall you give due congratulations if you feel the performance was superior?"
"Indeed I shall. I will applaud with due enthusiasm."
"I see, very good! Well good day old bean, I do hope you enjoy yourself at the games today."
"Many thanks, and good day to you sir."


Oh, those Birtish.

Mom ?

Do I get to keep her?

Wow, I watch Athene videos and iPower videos for so long, and the one thing that gets famous is the sex offer -. -