Oh Miniman here is in the Navy as well. Not too active though. A few of us are actually in/have been in/or are in some process. Jeremy for example i believe is going through ROTC right now. Captian Cook is thinking about joining the Marines. I've been fighting with MEPS for 4 years to let me back in.

Mon, Weds, Fri

06:45am - Wake up
07:00am - Wake up (second alarm), prepare breakfast (cereal, reheated leftovers, etc)
07:15am - watch netflix and procrastinate showering
08:25am - Wake up sitting in computer chair, attempt to stand. Get in the shower and go about my getting ready routine
08:45am - Pushups and pullups
09:05am - Arrive late to trigonometry
09:50am - Wake up to the sound of everyone getting up and leaving class
10:03am - Arrive late to computer architecture class
10:10am - Teacher for computer architecture arrives
10:55am - leave school, head home
11:30am - look around house for nutritious food
11:50am - finish eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich
12:00pm - forget to take medication on time while watching netflix
12:15pm - take medication

12:20pm to 01:00pm - Quality time with self*

01:15pm - if I haven't showered yet I'll shower at this point
01:30pm - start getting ready for work

01:45pm to 02:10pm - Introspective self-loathing

02:30pm - Arrive at work, set up afternoon shift
02:45pm - Massive anxiety (shift starts at 3:00)

02:55pm - 07:30pm - General chaos, disorder, stress

08:00pm - Usually around this time of night most people are gone and there's not a fuckton of stress, at least not compared to earlier. At this point I'll finally find time to use the restroom**. I'll then dick around with the employees and other supervisors until...
09:15pm - Start getting everything ready to close. Finish reports, finalize quotas, send updates, blah blah blah
09:45pm - About to end shift and send remaining employees home, excited to leave and eat dinner and relax***
09:50pm - Last employees finish dialing and begin leaving, general joking around and playful banter
09:55pm - Unexpected e-mail from manager or corporate to do sample analysis/other shit before we leave****
11:15pm - Finish extra shit
11:30pm - All lights off, desks cleaned up, stations organized, lights turns off, doors closed, etc. Lock doors, carpool home with other supervisor
11:45pm - Browse internet*****, talk on IRC.

01:00am-02:00am - Go to bed, spend undefined amount of time reflecting on own self hatred

06:30am - Wake up before alarm goes off, massive sleeping erection.
06:33am - Fall back asleep


Tues, Thurs
All day - I'll find a time to go to the gym, do a little homework******, kick it with some people, and play videogames


Sat
05:45am - Wake up, get ready for day
07:30am - Arrive at work
12:00pm - Leave work
12:15pm - get home
07:00pm - Wake up somewhere in the house. Check texts
08:00pm to ??:?? - Quality time with good friends*******



* - Masturbation
** - snort some adderall off of the counter top
*** - Masturbation
**** - At this point (sometimes earlier) shift may end early and I'll go home, and then I'll text people and see if they want to do drugs recreationally
***** - Masturbation
****** - Masturbation
******* - Recreational drug use

lots of druggies here. :\ Anyways, thats awesome to hear Ashlander, good to see some smart people on the forums, lol. jk, but the military isnt as bad as people think, in fact if you want lots of money, deployments in the military are the way to go.

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lots of druggies here. :\

Hey faggot, how about you fight me

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lots of druggies here. :\ Anyways, thats awesome to hear Ashlander, good to see some smart people on the forums, lol. jk, but the military isnt as bad as people think, in fact if you want lots of money, deployments in the military are the way to go.

Yeah, i joined the AF hoping to go over. Pretty much everything you make over there is just saved up. Not like you need to pay rent or buy food or anything. If MEPS ever lets me back in, im hoping to go Airborne/Rangers and get deployed 3 months every year.

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Hey faggot, how about you fight me

Hey, whatever looks good on the resume man.

Anyways, ashlander, that sounds like a good deal seeing as how many navy people are deployed 6 months out of the year, and many marines I know are deployed 1 year for every year on shoreside.

I hear a lot of gay anal rape goes on in the US military

I spend most of my day polishing/waxing my butt collection

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Hey, whatever looks good on the resume man.

Anyways, ashlander, that sounds like a good deal seeing as how many navy people are deployed 6 months out of the year, and many marines I know are deployed 1 year for every year on shoreside.

Er, 4 months sorry. The Army does 1 year deployments too, AF does 6 months. But most units under SOCOM go for shorter stints due to the extra stresses. I actually have a buddy from Power-Fusion back in the day who is joining the Army as an officer hoping to be a helicopter pilot, and eventually get into SOAR, the 160th Nightstalkers. If both our plans come to fruitition, he could end up flying my ass around. That would be rad as hell.

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Er, 4 months sorry. The Army does 1 year deployments too, AF does 6 months. But most units under SOCOM go for shorter stints due to the extra stresses. I actually have a buddy from Power-Fusion back in the day who is joining the Army as an officer hoping to be a helicopter pilot, and eventually get into SOAR, the 160th Nightstalkers. If both our plans come to fruitition, he could end up flying my ass around. That would be rad as hell.

that sounds badass! So have you thought of maybe trying to go officer into that same program? Since they are giving you hell at MEPS why not go to the officer equivalent and try there? Once you have a degree of course.

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lots of druggies here. :\ Anyways, thats awesome to hear Ashlander, good to see some smart people on the forums, lol. jk, but the military isnt as bad as people think, in fact if you want lots of money, deployments in the military are the way to go.

yeah, because drugs are just terrible

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that sounds badass! So have you thought of maybe trying to go officer into that same program? Since they are giving you hell at MEPS why not go to the officer equivalent and try there? Once you have a degree of course.

Ranger Officers have to complete Ranger school before getting into the regiment. Enlisted just has to be airborne qualified and make it through assessment and selection. Ranger school isnt a requirement unless your an Officer, even though its highly encouraged that all Rangers attend, they all do eventually. Not sure if i'd be cut out for one of the hardest courses in the military right off the bat like that.

Also your talking about ROTC? Im not sure how that works. I thought they just payed for your collage and shit, then you had to join the military as an Officer after it was over. If you cant get in you owe all your tuition. Never really looked into it, so i dont know if thats how it is or not.

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yeah, because drugs are just terrible

Well personally I dislike drugs, but am I wrong when I say theres a lot of druggies? There are, regardless how you feel about it.

@Ashlander: As long as you have a history of good grades, then you could go through ROTC and it would basically work that way. There are a dozen other programs but im not sure what exactly the army has.

"druggies" is a pretty judgmental term, and also riddled with assumptions.

i smoke a lot of weed, drink a lot of alcohol and trip a lot of psychadelics, but i don't consider myself a "druggie"

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Well personally I dislike drugs,

Good for you. I'm sure the military's dogmatic anti-drug policies (failed policies, I might add, considering the extremely high occurrence of veterans returning from service with hard drug addiction) has no bearing on your opinions.

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but am I wrong when I say theres a lot of druggies? There are, regardless how you feel about it.

This is the part I take issue with. Automatically you label anyone who 'does drugs' as a druggie. Druggie is a very specific generalization, and makes you seem like a 'holier than thou' prick.

I personally use drugs recreationally (on occasion), and am also fairly successful (usually by comparison, but I'm pretty sure I'm objectively successful considering my age and demographic standing)

Just saying, making huge generalizations based on a wide range of social behavior will make you look like an ignorant cunt.


(like you do right now)