Mon, Weds, Fri
06:45am - Wake up
07:00am - Wake up (second alarm), prepare breakfast (cereal, reheated leftovers, etc)
07:15am - watch netflix and procrastinate showering
08:25am - Wake up sitting in computer chair, attempt to stand. Get in the shower and go about my getting ready routine
08:45am - Pushups and pullups
09:05am - Arrive late to trigonometry
09:50am - Wake up to the sound of everyone getting up and leaving class
10:03am - Arrive late to computer architecture class
10:10am - Teacher for computer architecture arrives
10:55am - leave school, head home
11:30am - look around house for nutritious food
11:50am - finish eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich
12:00pm - forget to take medication on time while watching netflix
12:15pm - take medication
12:20pm to 01:00pm - Quality time with self*
01:15pm - if I haven't showered yet I'll shower at this point
01:30pm - start getting ready for work
01:45pm to 02:10pm - Introspective self-loathing
02:30pm - Arrive at work, set up afternoon shift
02:45pm - Massive anxiety (shift starts at 3:00)
02:55pm - 07:30pm - General chaos, disorder, stress
08:00pm - Usually around this time of night most people are gone and there's not a fuckton of stress, at least not compared to earlier. At this point I'll finally find time to use the restroom**. I'll then dick around with the employees and other supervisors until...
09:15pm - Start getting everything ready to close. Finish reports, finalize quotas, send updates, blah blah blah
09:45pm - About to end shift and send remaining employees home, excited to leave and eat dinner and relax***
09:50pm - Last employees finish dialing and begin leaving, general joking around and playful banter
09:55pm - Unexpected e-mail from manager or corporate to do sample analysis/other shit before we leave****
11:15pm - Finish extra shit
11:30pm - All lights off, desks cleaned up, stations organized, lights turns off, doors closed, etc. Lock doors, carpool home with other supervisor
11:45pm - Browse internet*****, talk on IRC.
01:00am-02:00am - Go to bed, spend undefined amount of time reflecting on own self hatred
06:30am - Wake up before alarm goes off, massive sleeping erection.
06:33am - Fall back asleep
Tues, Thurs
All day - I'll find a time to go to the gym, do a little homework******, kick it with some people, and play videogames
Sat
05:45am - Wake up, get ready for day
07:30am - Arrive at work
12:00pm - Leave work
12:15pm - get home
07:00pm - Wake up somewhere in the house. Check texts
08:00pm to ??:?? - Quality time with good friends*******
* - Masturbation
** - snort some adderall off of the counter top
*** - Masturbation
**** - At this point (sometimes earlier) shift may end early and I'll go home, and then I'll text people and see if they want to do drugs recreationally
***** - Masturbation
****** - Masturbation
******* - Recreational drug use
You sre now the most interesting person with s social ife on SP. You mad scarecrow?
I am really enjoying this army talk, it's quite entrilling.