u can't laugh thats the least information i know

You make the illuminati laugh. That makes you a target.

Run little rabbit, run.
One day you're soul and cadaver shall be one.
I swear on the flame of the demon's gun.
Demons eat your meat on a human bun.
Torture the serpents in the sweltering sun.
The order's incantations have just begun.
This is a curse on you boy, and it will get the job done.

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You make the illuminati laugh. That makes you a target.

Run little rabbit, run.
One day you're soul and cadaver shall be one.
I swear on the flame of the demon's gun.
Demons eat your meat on a human bun.
Torture the serpents in the sweltering sun.
The order's incantations have just begun.
This is a curse on you boy, and it will get the job done.

I'd love it if the kid was pissing himself scared after reading that.

I can't even laugh at how dumb this is. It's just that bad.

This is a spam thread. People, stop posting here. Somebody needs to take the 'create new thread' button away from certain people like michael montgomery.

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This is a spam thread. People, stop posting here. Somebody needs to take the 'create new thread' button away from certain people like michael montgomery.

Stop spamming, bro.

Michael, I don't have much time. I broke into the Illumanati's secret base of operations down in the Bermuda Triangle. It turns out the Triangle itself is just a piece of a humongous pentagram that's been engraved into the Earth. The Illumanati has been secretly collecting lives of human beings in order to create a massive sacrifice in the pinnacle. Once all the lives have been burned alive for all eternity Satan himself will step out of the gateway. I'm in the center of it all and it won't be long until they've gathered enough lives. This is it, Michael. This is December 21st, 2012. The end of the world.

Michael, as you have now heard of Sacred's truth, you are now to deep to get out. But there is one way to end it all, there was once told of a prophecy. Passed down along through out history. The story goes about a young man who's alias would be Michael, he would go on to fight against Satan himself. I've told you too much, if you want to continue this mission you will be risking your life. Not mention your family, and all of your loved ones.

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We had a member here before who was part of the Illuminati, but she was being pursued by a Vegas breakaway rogue group called The Four. We never heard from her again. I think Zed might remember her.

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what was here online name

Krystal. It was a nasty bit of business. You don't want to be mixing yourself up in this, kid.

I'm far too deep to find a way out now. I'm trapped in this mess and am forced to either be consumed by it or use all my will to stop it. It's a terrible position to be in Michael, so I understand if you want to turn back now.

Stop digging a deeper hole, once you're in you can never get out.

Micheal! I'm a secret agent I go by the code name mr.Fizzy. I have recently escaped from the pyramids, I have new intel to prove What scared said about 2012 is all true! Micheal Your in to deap now. I fear that they may have already started hunting you down. If we don't stop them the new world order will rise, and the would will be doomed. It has already begun, acta is only the beginning.

Stop the kraken!

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Micheal! I'm a secret agent I go by the code name mr.Fizzy. I have recently escaped from the pyramids, I have new intel to prove What scared said about 2012 is all true! Micheal Your in to deap now. I fear that they may have already started hunting you down. If we don't stop them the new world order will rise, and the would will be doomed. It has already begun, acta is only the beginning.

Stop the kraken!

Now that just sounds like you're lying.

He was lying from the moment he said scared.

Although I am pretty scared right now. And the pyramids are a key. But I'm still researching how down in these stone cellars.