The marvelous advetures of Dr. Sheprd are sure to thrill and excite in this award-winning, best-selling series: Dr. Sheprd, Part Time Dectective
Based on the shitty, worst-selling vidya gaem series, Mass Effect, Dr. Sheprd, Part Time Dectective is pulse-pounding thrill ride that will make you never let go of your seat.
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Dr. Sheprd, Part Time Dectective
Started by: General Douchington | Replies: 11 | Views: 2,810
Feb 13, 2012 9:35 PM #593385
Feb 13, 2012 9:35 PM #593388
Episoe 1 - Normal
Episoe 2- part twoeux
Episoe 3 - Reaping from the past
Episoe 4 - New Appear in the Mist
Episoe 5 - Downspace Danger
tali open her vagina widely
"come at me shepherd" said she
shepherds armor fell off in a piles
"yes" he said
shepard placed his penis inside tali's vagina and moaning loudly
"yes" he said
"oh my!" tali said
sheperd thrusted fast and quick, moaning loudly
suddenly, meranda endtered the room
"shepard" she said
"yes" sheperd said
"shepard" tali said
"yes" shepherd said
and then he came.
Episoe 2- part twoeux
having come alot quite, shepard needed more time to regenerate, but he did not have time because mireranda was closing in quick
"shepard" she said
"yes" sheperd responded
he immediately removed his penis from tali and pushed it at miranda, breaking her suit and peneratrating her genital area
"shepard" mirandaa said
"yes" shaperd said
he thrusted very fast, having used his Adrenaline Rush
he eventually squirted lots
having lost lots of blood sheprd fainted only to wait up to see mirenda, tally, semara, casumi, and jak rubbing against him having wild orgasms
"yes" he said, knowing the reapers had lost
Episoe 3 - Reaping from the past
after have enjyed himself and defeating the reapers shepard sat down and patted him self on the back for good work done
"yes" he said proudly
mirrenda braged into the room loudly
"shepard, the reapers are back" she said
"yes" he said full on content and ager and surprise
"but one thing more i am pregnent" she said she
"yes" shepherd said ready to deal with the situation
he readied his cock and pushed into meriandas asshole hopefully aborted his unwanted child
"it worked she said"
"yes" shepard said finished
"but what about the reapers?" miranda said?
shepard grabed his gun and aimed it at the reaper out in space
"we will destroy youu sheprd" the loud ominsuo voice screamed down at shepard
"no" sheperd said, pulling the trigger
Episoe 4 - New Appear in the Mist
it had been many year since shepard defeat that repeaper so many years ago
he held his gun thinking aout it, but not that gun. his dick.
convenient enough, semara entered the room
"shpard" she said her clothes flying off in a sotrm
"yes" he thought but not courage enough to say it
she placed her mouth on his dick and sucked alot
"by the gottess" she said
sheperd came in a violent storm of come
but then had enter casumi, full of japense and sexy
cocksumi sat on shephards face and laugh in lots
shepard did not like this taste, it made him want vomit to
and so he did
he puked tons into kosumis vagina
but she liked this feel an come
in the mist of all that this, garrus runned into the room
"calibratishns" he said
stay tuned nxt time untill more excitnemt and wonder
Episoe 5 - Downspace Danger
sheprd locked at garrusj an gave uhim werd looks
"yes?" hsperd said
garrus said "thers one more rea[per"
shapred was sudenly fulled of sacre and unknowing
"his anem is skrillex"
"by the gottes" saemra said
"animes" kosumai said as well
shepard looked donw at the groned
"noooo" he said
"peolpe are being killed to deahth by his bad music" someone said
in enterd the invisive man
"yes" shapred siad
"his horrifrying musiks are killin eveyrone" he said
"we musti defeat him" garuso said
coskumi pondered this tohught, relasing many poop as shepard was still under her
hperd was in no moood for thsi kind of shit so he quikcy ate it and pusghed kasumi off him
"we must orepare" he sauid
"we nst fuck, no, we must warn the counciil" gairus siad
"the council can kiss my ASS" shepard said full of anger and anger
"ok we will" the coiuncil said all of once
and then they did
but now we have to de"feat the repaers"! grayus siad
an so they all prearrp fic fuck goddammit
an so they all prepared
tali went up to hepards cabin knoiwng this bmight be the last time she cs him
"yes" shepard shock in said as she entdered the rooms
shepart knew what shea wanted an didnt not questuioned it
tally took off her mask reaveling her ture look
a fucking getty images stock photo
"ur not veyr good at photoshop" shprd said
"i know"
the next day was day for the reapers
shepard woked up imediatedly noticing a bad small in the wroom
"whats that smell" he said
"oh no" it was talis rotting coopse because she forgot to put her suite back on
"another casuallt nbeucase of the repaires" he clenked his fist in anger
"everyone to the ware room" shpeard said over the entercom
"except merrriaaanddaaaa"
and so evurewon showed up in the war room
"ok tame... this is how we going to defeat the reepar" drapehs said
"how?" jaker said
"this" thepard responded in commadingly
"how?"
"this"
"how?"
this? ""
"how"
"ok team... i know this will be very hard and difficult and porbaly chalenging..." shepart said having a flashpack about his team on eleseum...
"yo alright, dog?" jakob said
pardshe woke up back to reality an coninuted
"LETS MAKE THE WORL sorry caps lets make the world proud team!" shepard showted
evyerthing went by so fast next thing shedarp knew he was in front of the last rapare
"how do i defeat it?" she pard mumbled to himself starting in awe at the reaper
he was badilly wounded an was lost of hope
sosudenly a child appared before the shepherd
"the ansare is simple" the STUPID looking little FUCKING kid said
"what is your flavorite color?" hen contenued
"uh greens a nice color i shoppose" shepard said
"then all machinamines and orgenics will mix together an you will die"
"wait" pppffffflllhghghghbgbgbgbgbgbgddfbsdjkfbhsdhcb hsdchksd
Feb 13, 2012 10:14 PM #593408
There's hardly any typos. You've lost your touch ):
Mar 22, 2012 11:33 PM #620094
I don't know how the fuck you do this, but every single line made me laugh like fuck.
best line.
it had been many year since shepard defeat that repeaper so many years ago
he held his gun thinking aout it, but not that gun. his dick.
best line.
Mar 22, 2012 11:37 PM #620098
excellent bump, made my night
Mar 22, 2012 11:41 PM #620100
this actually started when I asked LT. John Berg (am I getting it right) to write a ME erotic fan fic as a joke. No idea it would be this fucking funny.
Mar 23, 2012 12:13 AM #620130
Quote from Captain CookLT. John Berg.
That man is dead.
chapter 5 is too long
im making too many typos i cant type for shit
AND IM NOT FIXING ANY OF THEM
Mar 23, 2012 12:15 AM #620134
Quote from General Douchington
suddenly, meranda endtered the room
"shepard" she said
"yes" sheperd said
"shepard" tali said
"yes" shepherd said
and then he came.
this part was the highlight imo
Mar 25, 2012 12:24 AM #621159
well there it is
Mar 26, 2012 8:23 PM #622383
i like your profile picture its so dark and scary and so cool!!!!!
Mar 27, 2012 1:23 PM #622809
bum--
FUCK YEAH CHAPTER FIVE.
FUCK YEAH CHAPTER FIVE.
Mar 29, 2012 9:04 AM #623862
That's some shit I've read in my entire life. Kinda motivates me for my own Novel. Thanks.