:pciphers are so hard to crack man

You have to view the article from this page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Today%27s_featured_article/November_2011

My bad. I probably should have left you a link in the first place.

Ah.

Touch my awesome button, George.

To be fair, I should have been able to get to the keyword on my own. I got as far as PA.

Lol, that made me.

I got one!

Glc jcgp pcdf au mafhqj nhvvxkp

Dvorak :)

What cipher is it and what's the passphrase?

There's not really a "known" cipher, just something I made up. If you know what Dvorak is (an alternative keyboard layout to Qwerty) then you can stick it in a qwerty to dvorak converter (or vice versa) to find it. You may have to do it a couple times :P

'You guys suck at making riddles..

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue Paint?

dang.
that's all I got

that's more of an anti-joke than a riddle
at least in the context i always see it

I have one:

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.