After about a month of trials and hardships, I've won, motherfucker.
After me and Noc kept on expanding and expanding, eventually Noc couldn't expand anymore without:
a) attacking the red Mastere below him
b) attacking me.
So I offered him something. If he attacked Mastere and I attacked the green Kazekage, then we could keep on going that way, wiping out everyone until it was just the two of us. Then we'd decide who gets first.
But no, he attacked me instead.
So the next week is pretty intense. Mastere is in a full-scale war with Kazekage, and Kazekage is winning. At the same time, I'm fighting Noc and he's hitting me hard. But I have more weapons than him and I'm slowly gaining the upper hand. He started with 900 ships and I started with 500.
Eventually, Marshmellow attacks Kaze, and him and Mastere eventually weaken Kaze enough so that their war becomes a standoff. As for me, I keep on slowly, slowly getting stronger and countering Noc's attacks until I can drop the bomb. I convince Mastere to attack Noc at the same time I do, and his will crumbles. Noc surrenders and I take almost all his planets.
So I'm working with that for a few more days, as Mastere fights with Kazekage. And eventually, I cover almost half the map. I'm two times stronger than the strongest player in the game besides me, and Im worried that Kazekage and Mastere will team up on me.
So I say that since Mastere is the only one who didn't backstab me, I was going to give him first place after this was all over. It works.
So he keeps on tearing my only last threat apart, and in one final move, I launch an attack against him, Kazekage and Marshmellow at the same time, raising my total planet count to 90 before they even know the attack is launched.
Fuck yeah, I'm awesome.
But yeah. That was fun.