$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times a day

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Apr 13, 2012 3:05 PM #634316
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Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.

There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.


Your balls will never be permanently damaged.


discuss.
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Apr 13, 2012 3:08 PM #634317
would you be getting this money everyday or just once?
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Apr 13, 2012 3:08 PM #634318
oh shit bro, i definatly dont take the money, the pain that i would go through... i couldnt bear it
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Apr 13, 2012 3:09 PM #634320
Quote from Drone
would you be getting this money everyday or just once?


You want 500 million dollars every day?

But no, just one time
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Apr 13, 2012 3:10 PM #634322
well getting 500 million once and then for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE you're kicked in the balls, even when the money's gone.
that doesnt seem like a fair trade..
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Apr 13, 2012 3:12 PM #634325
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well getting 500 million once and then for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE you're kicked in the balls, even when the money's gone.
that doesnt seem like a fair trade..


You wouldn't run out of cash with 500million that fast, especially if your careful with it, you definitely wouldn't have to work ever again if you didn't want to.
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Apr 13, 2012 3:14 PM #634326
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You wouldn't run out of cash with 500million that fast, especially if your careful with it, you definitely wouldn't have to work ever again if you didn't want to.

well yeah, thats true, but, i still dont think its worth it... unless you have that disorder where you cant feel pain :P
then youre set :L
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Apr 13, 2012 3:15 PM #634329
You could just kick the kicker in the balls or just give the kicker some money to reduce the amount of kicks.
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Apr 13, 2012 3:16 PM #634331
Quote from Silversmoke2
You could just kick the kicker in the balls or just give the kicker some money.


By 'you can't wear a cup or anything' I mean you can't stop it happening
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Apr 13, 2012 3:19 PM #634333
Well maybe you should just learn to deal with the pain.
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Apr 13, 2012 3:21 PM #634336
Five hundred million pounds, yes. Dollars, I'm not so sure. I don't trust it.
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Apr 13, 2012 3:30 PM #634344
Quote from Zed
Five hundred million pounds, yes. Dollars, I'm not so sure. I don't trust it.


Damn straight
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Apr 13, 2012 3:32 PM #634346
no dude you would have pain every day not to forget that people will think your crazy for randomly feeling liek someone kicked you in the nuts.... on the upside you would have enough money to do what you ever wanted..... its tough but i definetly would nt take the money
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Apr 13, 2012 3:56 PM #634353
If you think about it, the pain should only last about 5 minutes per kick, if even that. So at the max of 15 mins of pain for 24 hours for 500 mil, that seems like a deal to me. Not to mention the fact that you'd get used to the constant kicking reducing the time of pain, possibly making it 3 seconds of pain a day.
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Apr 13, 2012 4:14 PM #634364
Quote from Marshmallow_dude
If you think about it, the pain should only last about 5 minutes per kick, if even that. So at the max of 15 mins of pain for 24 hours for 500 mil, that seems like a deal to me. Not to mention the fact that you'd get used to the constant kicking reducing the time of pain, possibly making it 3 seconds of pain a day.

mate, i dont know what kind of balls you have but mine definatly wont ache for 5 minz max..... minimum 5 more like