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Dude,I'm not gay.Okay,Understand?

wait, so you do like dick, right?

There was a period of time when I would have really fucked up dreams. Now, I sleep usually at 12 and wake up at 5, so I'm too tired to bother remembering my dreams.

I was like 5 or something, and I dreamt that all the crazy bikers ruled the world, and I had no choice but to run and stay in a building, when I woke up, I like, couldn't breathe.

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I was like 5 or something, and I dreamt that all the crazy bikers ruled the world, and I had no choice but to run and stay in a building, when I woke up, I like, couldn't breathe.

What, did they rape you or something?

i actually had a pretty fucked up dream last night

i was this guy who had all these cctv cameras and everybodys phone number. so looked up this guy and told him that his family would die if he didn't put a sausage in the engine of his car and drive to a carpark in tescos at midnight. i then told some woman that a family would die if she didn't bring four gallons of orange juice to the same carpark at midnight. the guy turned up with the sausage in his car and the woman turned up with the orange juice, so i shot them both (for whatever reason). then, because i'm such a terrible shot, the bullet wounds in the orange juice cartons made orange juice leak all over the carpark and where the sausage was placed in such a way in the engine the two fluids combined and set on fire instantly, giving me horrific burn wounds. then i woke up, wtf is up with that shit?

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i actually had a pretty fucked up dream last night

i was this guy who had all these cctv cameras and everybodys phone number. so looked up this guy and told him that his family would die if he didn't put a sausage in the engine of his car and drive to a carpark in tescos at midnight. i then told some woman that a family would die if she didn't bring four gallons of orange juice to the same carpark at midnight. the guy turned up with the sausage in his car and the woman turned up with the orange juice, so i shot them both (for whatever reason). then, because i'm such a terrible shot, the bullet wounds in the orange juice cartons made orange juice leak all over the carpark and where the sausage was placed in such a way in the engine the two fluids combined and set on fire instantly, giving me horrific burn wounds. then i woke up, wtf is up with that shit?

Orange juice? What're you, a psychopath?

I had this really fucked up dream that Stickpage was a fun place to post

it was really fucked guys

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Theres this dream i had a few years ago, i still remember it years afterwods. I was a little kid when i had it. I was with a bunch of guys older than me, at some sort of summer camp, looking at a soccer game, right on the edge of a cliff, then the camp counseler was on top of this gigantic basketball hoop, and he jumped on it a few times, then it fell right next to me, and i fell off the cliff, bouncing off the side, though i felt no pain, then i landed next to a bunch of canoes, and me and the canoes fell into a lake. Right when I fell in the water, I woke up.

HA HA HA thats NOT scary! and f**ked up

Most fucked up dream I've had...... Involves my balls and a train. Go figure it out.

some bouncy balls crashing a train?

I had a dream last night that I had millions upon millions of bags of potato chips, and I was stranded on a desert island with a bunch of girls.
And then the navy started attacking us. So I built helicopters and battleships out of potato chips, and we fought the navy with them.

I was like 5-6ish when I had this dream where I crawled out my bed at night and right when I approached a dark hallway which I couldn't see the end to, a pair of eyes appeared and a black wolf ran towards me with his jaws open and claws lunging at me. Everything grew black for at least half a minute before I woke up. I didn't cry or anything (I don't remember why) but I can still remember it.

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@Ashlander: That would make an amazing kids movie.

Mine was a falling dream I had where I'd repetitively and graphically splat into the ground with a shit-load of gore and guts.

OMG! did it hurts?

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OMG! did it hurts?

People say that you wake up when you're about to feel pain, so probably not.

the weirdest dream i ever remember having is having alittle red pixie/demon thing whispering in my ear telling me wrong directions while i was running through this mario like world. running to the kid i hated on my street, and then somewhere in the dream i fought him, or accidentally killed him or something. i dont remember. and the little demon thing kept telling me "i killed him, im a murderer" and shit like that and some warped version of the sonic theme was playing with random cat meows thrown in there. then alittle near the end i was playing mario and kept losing and losing then won but the tv shut off and exploded. shit was scary. and thus i never watched scream again.