i would like my legs and arms to be cut off and my arms put where my legs used to be and my legs put where my arms used to be, then i just want to be plain buried in the dirt, hoping future generations will dig me up and be like wtf?

Use my corpse for oil.

I will be the skeleton for a permanent snowman.

When I die, I want my corpse reanimated.



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i would like to be publicly cremated on a pile of logs. there should be secretly organized for there to be a substantial amount of fireworks and marijuana hidden in my clothing. let there be nobody bored at my funeral.

the ashes will then be used by my friends to fertilize a crop of some high grade weed.

I'm arranging for my bode to be cryogenicaly frozen when I'm near/on deaths doorstep.

If doctors are able to get to me when I'm at death's door, I want all my vital organs removed and given to people who will need them, and then I want to be buried in a cheap-ass wooden box with no funeral.

I want my brain hooked up to the interwebz and forever live in the net for all eternity

i want my body to be donated to science so people know more about bodies and can stop cancer and war and everyone will be happy and rainbows, all because of mah dead body

Norse funeral. No doubt.