Quote from Ashlander

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

Risky. If they respond "Where are you going?" it sounds clumsy.

STFU YOU UPPITY HOE!!!!
NO ONE WILL EVER WANT YOU OR YO FUCKIN' EXCUSE OF A BODY!!!!
LEARN YO PLACE IN THE WORLD YOU FAT,STUPID,UGLY, NAPPY BITCH!!!!
But yeah, wanna go get some coffee?

Are your parents retarded?
No , why?
'Cos you sure are special!

Quote from sss

Are your parents retarded?
*Get's hit in the face*
*girl walks away*

:|

Hey, I found this condom on the ground, it expires tomorrow, wanna use it?

pickup line :

I'm going to fuck you so hard i'll scramble your eggs.

I wanna treat you like my little toe and bang you on all the furniture in my house.

"Hey this is me breaking the ice... now its your turn. :)"

Ash, your best pick up line I think should be

"I'm in the army, shipping out tomorow, my hands will probably get blown off as I diffuse land mines around an elementary school, which means I won't be able to masturbate, can you help future me right now?"

BAAM

hey babe, did you read the 100% historically accurate account of the fa/spp merge? yeah. that was me.

I like to animate stickmen. It makes my willy firm.

Hi.

or if all else fails, walk around with your zipper open and "accidentally" bump into people

"Hey, i've got a present for you.
Well actually, its not a present,
Its my penis."

Reproducing? Can I help?