johnny b is my hero too, thats why im a virgin still

"Hey, I have a waterbed on my apartment, wanna go practice some waves?"

Girl you tierd ,because you been runnin in my mind all day

I will be a policeman in the future.

Because you are going to be my most wanted.

Or should i say need for speed lol xD

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?

I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. :)

Quote from Harleyg

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?

I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. :)

LOL that made me loled xD

Girl, If you weren't a figment of my imagination I'd want to have yo baby. ~AT

I can take over the world with one hand aslong as you're holding the other one. :P

Quote from Exilement

I wanna treat you like my little toe and bang you on all the furniture in my house.

tried that, got slapped

I'm pretty sure using 95% of the pick-up lines mentioned will get you slapped.

I hope you got your tetanus vaccination because tonight I'm gonna nail you.

Never use one of those joke pick-up lines to open a girl, it's a dead end and if she doesn't laugh then you'll look like an asshole. Also never approach the target directly. Instead open to her friends and gain their approval while ignoring the girl you want. If the target tries joining the conversation, give her a neg and make her fight for your attention (a neg is like ambiguous statement/ accidental insult with the intent to show your lack of interest in her, ex: Are your nails real?) Give the group a false time constraint by saying you have to pick up your friend in a few mintues or some shit so they won't wonder if you're gonna talk to them all day. After a some fluff conversation, talk to the target and at some point separate her from the group. Continue to flirt with her, and throw in a few negs here and there depending on her body language. If she shows interest in you, physically touch her in some way and take a few suggestive glances at her lips when you talk to her in order to create sexual tension. You should have some pre-planned stories in your arsenal that you can use, the stories should make you seem cool and attractive to her. Never ask for her number directly, and don't spend any longer than 5 min talking to her before closing the deal and walking away.

If you're ballsy enough, just tell her directly that you find her attractive and you can skip all of that shit. Confidence is everything. Arnold Schwarzenegger used to go up to girls and say "I want to fuck you", and it worked, he was able to fuck loads of bitches that way within minutes of meeting them. This was before he was famous by the way. In order to be confident you have to conquer the fear of approaching hot bitches, so focus on their flaws and magnify them in your head. Also try to not give a fuck.

Quote from cool james

Never use one of those joke pick-up lines to open a girl

While we're talking about what not to do,

"If you're ballsy enough, just tell her directly that you find her attractive and you can skip all of that shit."

If someone thinks that's good advice on how to attract women, you'd be better off ignoring everything else they have to say.

It's not a way of attracting the girl, you only use it if she's already attracted to you, like if she's checking you out. It's a way of bypassing the whole "get in with her friends first" thing. You should approach the girl immediately after making eye contact so you don't think about the approach too much and get nervous, also it'll prevent you from looking like a creep for staring at her too long.

Final list. Added some comebacks to possible responses, which we'll come up with more over the next couple days. We're going to the amusement park on Sunday to put them all to the test.


See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think im cute.
[why?] Don’t ask me, im just the messenger.

(hold up screw) Wanna screw?

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be a McBeautiful.

Hi. im Trent, or Bob or Karl or whatever you wanna scream out after i take you home tonight.

Did you hear about that giant polar bear on the news?
[No.] He's a great ice breaker.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Can I have directions?
[To where?] To your heart.

I wanna treat you like my big toe and bang you on all the furniture in my house.

Do you have a raisin?
[No.] How about a date?"

You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

So, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams?

Hi. My mother is dying and all she wants is for me to bring home a pretty girl. But time is running out so you’ll have to do.

Exscue me, I lost my friend. Hes about 6’2, dark blond hair, good looking, black shirt, have you seen anyone like this?
[You just described yourself] Oh, so you think im good looking.

Sup Lucy.
[Im not Lucy.] Oh sorry, you looked like my next girlfriend.

(hit on the same girl a second time later)
[You hit on me earlier] Did I? Sorry, I must’ve forgotten how beautiful you were.


Other responses:
[I already have a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two.
[I have a question for you.] Nine inches.