I pretended I was some guy from the Philippines (gohankazuto, cos I was fucking around on irc) and this happens

whats ur name on youtube
why dyou ask?
why?
nvm
youve gotta tlel me now man
u put gohan kazuto
as ur nick
yeah i am
sorry i forgot about that acct
and u dont know who Marc-Alex Jospitre on youtube
aaaaahh hey man
sorry
hows it going
im good
hows life
good
what you been up to lately
im in south america
sick
what you doing there
visiting my dad
soo i put the results for the speed aniim
sweet
who won again
for what
the speed anim
no one won it was just a speed anim
to un-rust
yeah but i won
come on
i was better
you know it
oh
yeah
its my first time
i know
its ok
and i was a little rusty
im really good at animating
cool
yeah
anyway dude
have u seen my anims
i should probably tell you
im not gohankazuto
im fizz
im just fucking with you
well umm ok
but keep ya head up bro

So it turns out Ez is actually my son

who wants to hear a funny ass story
this is a good story
It's not gay if it's a 3way
it will be appreciated
<&Hewitt> Fizz go ahead
ok
right
so
me and a friend are on holiday in the canary islands.
we're partying hard
anyway, i was 16, and i was stil a virgin
you and your guy friend?
and i found this half english half german girl called lily outside a nightclub
lol
oh
and i fucked her on a beach
<&Hewitt> oooh
anyway, a few months later
then drowned her
:(
i find the wrapper to the condom i used
and it was expired
<&Hewitt> LOL
BY 3 YEARS
<&Hewitt> HAHAHAH
<&Hewitt> Fizz why were you planning to have sex at the age of 13
What if he can't animate?
lol
I wasnt
lol
i bought the condom in a machine the same day
<&Hewitt> Ez he would shame the Fizz name
fuckers
<&Hewitt> lolFizz that means that the community is so pure
thank god she didnt know my name
<&Hewitt> nobody has used the machine in years
Fizz what if
i'm your son.
i think that would be pretty improbable
im nearly 18
so that would mean
Time machine
fuck
Ez
shit man
i dont know what to say
<&Hewitt> fizz shes half german
<&Hewitt> there must be some mad scientist blood in there somewhere
<&Hewitt> made the time machine
<&Hewitt> to get revenge on you
bitch
that fucking slut
Rosie
youre a girl
is this plausible
<@Rosie> what
^
I'm Fizz's son.
We both end with a Z fizz
<&Hewitt> Fizz and Eez
Watch this
* Ez is now known as Fezz
it makes scary amounts of sense
See
NO
:o
IT CANT BE
<@Rosie> Oh that
<@Rosie> Probably
hold on I'm getting Mom
NO
NO
Lily says she needs money
PLEASE
I CANT AFFORD CHILD SUPPORT
IM BROKE
Sell your stikmations
I NEED TO SUSTAIN MY COCAINE ADDICTION
PLEASE
NO
I CANT
:o
BIOUYEB98U0AIFJ2VR NJFASM AVHELIADFMK VSSraes' /;p[qbko]nht-ko prgcf
Now I know whay I love cocaine
I NEED TO SUSTAIN MY COCAINE ADDICTION
dang
that got dark fast
* Hewitt is now known as FizzMom
no
no
Lilly!
please
or
MOM
<&FizzMom> I'm sorry you had to find out this way son
no
no
Why did he leave us?
no
<&FizzMom> He was...different.
ive had nightmares about this
* Rosie is now known as FizzSluttySister
<&FizzMom> I was trying to raise you on my own
:o dayum
FOR GODS SAKE
NO
Step sisters don't count.
<@FizzSluttySister> Fuck.
I came out feet first
<&FizzMom> Fizz I have a confession as well
<&FizzMom> Me and your slutty sister
what
<&FizzMom> are lovers
no
I have two moms?!
<@FizzSluttySister> yes
:o
for each Z
I get it now
FOR GODS SAKE
no
We are one big family now!
<&FizzMom> You got so boring after awhile
<&FizzMom> and your sister was so vulnerable
for the love of christ
<&FizzMom> I took her in an alley and we made sweet love in a dumpster
I helped
HAHAHAAA
film
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Fizz let's all
get back together
NO
PLEASE
:(
<&FizzMom> I smell an Orgy
ACTUALLY
yes
<@FizzSluttySister> Smells delicious, mommy
o god
<&FizzMom> Mmmm ~<3
Are we having orgy tonight again?!
good god
<@FizzSluttySister> Yes
That's all they've been making since you left us Fizz
<&FizzMom> I think someone left some buns in the oven tonight
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So
a quick recap
for antmoose who just joined
we just recently discovered
that Ez is my son
O_O
Rosie is my slutty sister
wow and he didnt even tell me
<&FizzMom> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw
and hewitt is actually the girl i got pregnant
<@FizzSluttySister> Sure am!
so
<&FizzMom> yes, honey
interesting
i think we should get back to it kids
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ray fucking stevens
<&FizzMom> XD
* FizzMom is now known as Hewitt
<&Hewitt> Seriously though, fizz you just made IRC 10 times more interesting
<&Hewitt> which only happens on the weekend
<&Hewitt> s
ikr
* FizzSluttySister is now known as Rosie
this is being posted in the irc thread
<@Rosie> Plus when I lose my panties and drop something right in front of me
Fizz made the quotes thread active
* AlNaked is now known as Almond
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<&Hewitt> Almond
<&Hewitt> gj on Triss
Wait what is Rosie talking about
<@Rosie> I don't know
Thanks Hewitt
hahahahaha

I was in there! Did you guys see me? I'm like a cameo in a film!

Funny shit!

guys
my window just fell out into the street
just
fell
out
* Fizz|outandabout is now known as Fizz
brb
maybe you should replace it with a blue screen
because your window
crashed
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaa
omg
lol
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Quote from Apex-Predator

Funny shit!

guys
my window just fell out into the street
just
fell
out
* Fizz|outandabout is now known as Fizz
brb
maybe you should replace it with a blue screen
because your window
crashed
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaa
omg
lol
* Hidro (Saturn@adelais-c8bc0125.baf.movistar.cl) has joined

LOLOLOL OMG XD

Quote from Apex-Predator

Funny shit!

guys
my window just fell out into the street
just
fell
out
* Fizz|outandabout is now known as Fizz
brb
maybe you should replace it with a blue screen
because your window
crashed
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaa
omg
lol
* Hidro (Saturn@adelais-c8bc0125.baf.movistar.cl) has joined

best shit ever made by Jeff lmao

Edit:

* Ghombeat pinches Cruel's left nipple
Nuu
Stahp
* Fizz se ha marchado (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
I guess i should start making a nipples protection shop.
Ahdo http://www.filz.us/view/618211ec-20f/
* Cruel bites ghombeats nipple
No homo
aaaaAAAHAhhhHAAaahhha
I'm not so much masochist. ;_;
It hurts, sthap
:)
* Randomly2 se ha marchado (Quit: Leaving)
* Ghombeat picks up knife
* Ghombeat reeeeeeeeeemooooooveeeeess...
* Ghombeat removes Cruel's theet
:0
Cut that out
cruel he got your theet
ur fucked now
Ueheheh
* Cruel grows new theet
Wait...
The fuck is a theet
* Ghombeat removes them too
lmao
*teeth
LOOOOL
Oh

I cried laughing when i read this.


royal blue
:o
I prefer green and yellow
* Gunnii se ha marchado (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
CRUEL
She popped the questionnn
Whoa
OH NOOOOO
I wasnt prepared for this
You gotta give an answer bro bro
Ah wait
YEEEEEEES
Erin
Well
You see....
Can i be the priest like all the times?
HE SAID YES
:,D
objection
I recently have broken up with a gir
"girl
D:
and
well
FUCK YEAH ILL MARRY YOU
LMFAO
Objection
:,D!!
Objection
CRUEL HOW DARE YOU
* Knight draws his sword
KNIGHT stay out of this
* Titanium1 se ha marchado (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
I denunce you of making ahdo too hapy
speak now and forever hold you-
*happy
* Cruel pulls out dildo
seems I was too late
Oh
uh
awk
Commencing Baws stage
in 3
2
I DEMAND COMBAT
* Cruel pulls out sword
1
ninja'd at the wedding
He doesn't stand happyness
NUuuuuuuuuu
ZERO!
MORTAL KOMBAT
* Ahdo es ahora conocido como Baws
Shet
I need that back Cruel
:(
* Ghombeat denunces Cruel and Erin
LMFAO
LMAO

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[07:15am] FLLFFL: chirp chirp chirp
[07:15am] GrimmtheReaper: Oh come on, I know someone knows this song'
[07:16am] GrimmtheReaper: FLLFFL YOU ARENT FUNNY
[07:16am] GrimmtheReaper: oops, accidental caps lock
[07:16am] FLLFFL: I'm totally funny
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[07:17am] Quin|RHG: ,,,,
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[07:18am] Quin|RHG: have you been to the cloud district
[07:18am] GrimmtheReaper: Oh what are you saying. Of course I havent
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* FLLFFL gives channel operator status to CaM
Yo yo CaM
:D
heeeelloo
* CaM has kicked CaMimate from #Stickpage (get the fuck outta here)
cammibalism
Camara
ai
you actually made me laugh
haha
yes Ahdo that is my name
OH SHIT
I WAS RIGHT