lol. that was funny!! haha.

ok i got one: why couldnt the bike get up the hill? .....it was 2 tire-d. :p

Oh man those are so funny.
Here's One:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your entire family was just killed in a horrible car accident.

whats the secret to success.... knowing who to blame for your failures

"wayter!! this coffee tastes like mud!!!!"
"yessir, it's fresh ground!!!!"
LOOOLLLLLL

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

two kids were riding bikes, one fell off and the other's name was Miguel.

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

What did the animator say to the other animator???
" I finished an animation today"
AHAHLLOOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLOLOL :)

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"wayter!! this coffee tastes like mud!!!!"
"yessir, it's fresh ground!!!!"
LOOOLLLLLL

this is the only thing ive laughed at so far

Which could swim farther in the Arctic Ocean, a polar bear or a grizzly bear?
The grizzly bear; the polar bear just dissolves.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

A pirate walked into a bar with the ship's mast hanging from his crotch. The bartender asked, "Hey, doesn't that bother you at all?"
The pirate replied, "Argh, it drives me nuts!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.

Lol, this is fun.

You, "Hey dude, wanna hear this HILARIOUS knock knock joke?"

Noob, "Sure!"

You, "Ok, you start it..."

Noob, "Knock knock"

You" Who's there?"

Noob, "Uh.... Ummmmm..."