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What kind of sick fuck kills an entire family of birds because they got a little wet?

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What kind of sick fuck kills an entire family of birds because they got a little wet?

2 girls who can't handle a load

why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

because it's pecker is on it's head

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because it's pecker is on it's head

it's is only used for the contraction "it is" or "it has". the possessive pronoun is just "its".

this concludes our grammar lesson. now, back to the jokes.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

So it can reach it's head

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You're bird poured some liquid on me.

You are bird poured some liquid on me?
Seriously this your/you're grammar thing is ridiculous.

i blame my english skills ):

So a duck walks into a bar and orders whatever the fuck he wants to order. So the bartender says, "let me guess. put it on your bill?" And the duck says nothing, ducks can't talk. therefore, he couldn't have ordered anything. Therefore, none of this happened. So the bartender wakes up and says, "Oh, great. Another duck nightmare. I regret ever hearing that stupid joke."

the hell

so two seals walk it to a club....