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Teenager Tried To Kill Himself, Go To Heaven, And Kill Jesus

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May 2, 2008 3:32 AM #127427
This is almost as confusing a situation as when I typed google into google search.
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May 2, 2008 4:55 AM #127474
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Bwahahah, then where would jesus go? The world would collapse in on itself.


I'm confused, when did somebody divide by zero?
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May 3, 2008 6:46 AM #127941
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I'm confused, when did somebody divide by zero?


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May 3, 2008 7:03 AM #127945
OMFG ima do that one day... ima go blow up MY school so i can go to heaven and kill jesus. and if i go to hell ima go get high as **** with the devil.
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May 3, 2008 8:23 AM #127987
Jesus could probably kill him by just looking at him.
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May 3, 2008 2:02 PM #128137
But jesus loves us all, remember?
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May 3, 2008 2:46 PM #128149
Jesus is a ****ing muzza
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May 8, 2008 9:57 PM #131840
I herd that on the news LOLZ he is a nub
if you kill yourself you go to hellz