20. Harrison Ford.
You may of seen him in the Indiana Jones movies. He's 65, and still about to star in another heart stopping, bone chilling cinematic blockbuster. This guy outruns rolling boulders and wrestles in a pit of cobras. If he's not a man, then my penis is small.
19. Robert De' Niro.
When you see this hunk of Italian, you will instantly recognize him as a classic gangster, just watch Goodfellas. Not for the faint hearted.
18. Jack Nicholson.
Explanation needed? Just look at that face. If I came home and saw that peeking at me, I'd piss myself.
17. Jet Li
This Chinese stallion will deliver a round house kick to your balls so hard, they'll spin around and tuck in your butt cheeks. He's starred in many Martial Arts movies, all pleasing to the eye. Except "The One". That movie sucked. Thats why he's only 17, for agreeing to that. -Rambles-
16. Jackie Chan
Is that a God? No, but close. Jackie Chan provides a incredible amount of humor and hardcore drunken fist style fighting to the world.
15. O.J. Simpson
It's not my glove! This guy gets away with murder, when plenty of evidence is found. His Lawyer also contains a mass quantity of Manly, for his presentation at this murder trail.
14. The Protoss
So manly, that every member of this galactic species of superior alien warriors deserve credit. As seen in Starcraft. These guys will molest you with a laser sword, and then laugh about it 3 years from now, all while sipping on the blood of the zerg.
13. Kurt Russell
Personally, I wanted this guy to be number one, but I decided there were more hardcore beings them him. Still, after seeing his character from John Carpenter's the thing, you'll agree this is in fact an inspiring man. Favorite line - "I just want to go up to my shack to get drunk". While some shape-shifting organism is sneaking around, this guy wants to get a buzz off of Jim Bean and crash it out.
12. Davy Jones
Betrayed by a woman, this heartless being sells the seas, hating all. Yes he was killed off in the last of the Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, but still, he strikes fear into any heart. And his tentacles and the sucky noises are cool.
11. Brigitte Nielsen
She's Tall, muscular, and always horny. So she qualifies as a manly man. And she dated a black man who seems to have a fetish for clocks and viking hats. Yeahhhh boyyyyyyy.
10. Method Man
Former member of Wutang Clan. This Afro-American smokes so much cannibus, he can't remember the last movie he starred in, or what he did five seconds ago. Also, he likes to "Bring the pain, harcore to tha brain!"
9. Chris Hansen
At constant war with Pedos, this man is an inspiration for all internet haters.
He catches predators, for god sakes.
8. Scorpion
"Get over here!" This guy reigns in the universe of Mortal Kombat. His face is a flaming skull. He launches spears into your chest. He is a MAN.
7. This cat.
A very laid back, carefree male. Goes by the motto "Same shit, different day."
6. Steven Seagal.
Piss this guy off, and he'll break your arm. Look at that face. So much concentration.
5. Tony the Tiger.
This cat may look friendly, but he will rip your face off. Then drown you in frosted flakes, which I find delicious. So I'd die happy.
4. Solid Snake.
Our hero's getting old on us, but he can still put a bullet in your head without even thinking, then sit down and light up his favorite brand of cigarette. Also, I bet he's still taping those nurses.
3. Will Smith.
From "Man in Black" to "I am Legend", this funny character provides humor and good fashion advice. ( See Prince of Bel Air)
2. Satan.
Oh my God, get it away! This evil being of sin and heat will shove a pitch fork so far up your ass, you'll never commit a sin again. Also enjoys fine dining.
1. Barack Obama .
Obama 08! Thats right, turn black for freedom! This man is so manly, that after the debates, he punches Hillary in the face and preforms a back crack on her, over his knees. Talk smack about this man, and his preacher will rip you apart. Then scream many racial slurs at you.
So, there you have it SPP. My top 20 manliest man award ceremony.
