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hey beast you're an annoying cunt, please leave the forum and never return. no one thinks you're cool, kiddo. also you'd probably find space pussy sooner or later so i don't see why bitches would be an issue.

I am cool lololol im soo fucking cool.


Damn you must be real cool with your exciting life and your 15,000+ posts! :]]
And you don't even animate lol, why the fuck are you here? please answer.

im beast and i have SEX unlike u nerds and im gonna talk about how much i just gotta have it in all my posts cuz imma beast!!! o u dont want 2 talk about SEX ?? VERGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is the last part towards me or CC.

Edit: If its towards me, dude just open your eyes. Not everyone here is a virgin like you and CC. I'm speaking the truth on behalf of anyone. You get tired of doing the same thing (If you choose a female partner.) If you are stuck in space with a female for ever your going to fuck. Its bound to happen. Quit being a damn "Oh your trying to be cool because you had sex" Dude its not even that srs man lol. Seriously bro, its not.

Listen, please kill yourself. You're a disgrace on the male sex, and you'll never get a girlfriend with that attitude.

inb4 i already have a girlfriend and i have sex with her vagina all the time!!

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inb4 i already have a girlfriend and i have sex with her vagina all the time!!

yeah! :D

And hey you have 30k+ posts, your life must be full of adventures, tell me the story of the last time you went outside? :]

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yeah! :D

And hey you have 30k+ posts, your life must be full of adventures, tell me the story of the last time you went outside? :]

i went and passed my A+ certification and then smoked a bowl

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what makes you think the internet is going to work throughout the universe?...

The thought that you can create worm holes in space. If a ship can do that I doubt it won't have a problem with long range internet connection.

making about eight posts a day = life ruined lol

(sent mr cool to explore space for a day, please carry on thread topic, thks)

I'd go.
This would be a one in a life time experience.
My only issue is would it be enough food for a fucking fat-ass like myself, plus another person?

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The thought that you can create worm holes in space. If a ship can do that I doubt it won't have a problem with long range internet connection.

thats like saying, the ship can create wormholes, therefore it should be able to make me sandwiches and give me blowjobs too!
also, op's post said you get what is on the internet, like a copy of it, or whatever. nothing will update, you're not even allowed internet on this fucking scenario, dipshit. youre isolated. he also said youre not allowed to talk to people, yet you're all 'durr i want internet so i can talk to people!'

yo all of you guys just shut the fuck up. I don't know how we went from space travel to girls and bragging about sex. seriously that's not what the thread is about. either you stay on topic or go fuck yourself.

Edit: I would tottaly go. I have everything I need to live, to be entertained, discover new things, and a partner.

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thats like saying, the ship can create wormholes, therefore it should be able to make me sandwiches and give me blowjobs too!

This is a fictitious scenario. Are you aware of that? What I said would be ridiculous if we were talking about reality, but clearly this thread is based on more of science fiction. You question long range internet connection yet you accept immortality and magical construction boxes. Hey 2-D, unicorns can't exist in the kingdom of fairies because they are fake!

You said what made me "think" the internet will work, I implied that the ship was technologically advanced. How is that just as ridiculous as sandwiches and blowjobs? I did not state that the ship could do anything, I reasoned that it's technological advancements could have translated into other technological capabilities, not pure magic. That has more logic then dick and bread.

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also, op's post said you get what is on the internet, like a copy of it, or whatever. nothing will update, you're not even allowed internet on this fucking scenario, dipshit. youre isolated. he also said youre not allowed to talk to people, yet you're all 'durr i want internet so i can talk to people!'

I'm sorry for misinterpreting dick. I'll be sure to take the utmost of care in the future for your sake since it seems to bother you so much. And couldn't you have specified my mistake in the first post, or did you not pick it up then?

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yo all of you guys just shut the fuck up. I don't know how we went from space travel to girls and bragging about sex. seriously that's not what the thread is about. either you stay on topic or go fuck yourself.

Edit: I would tottaly go. I have everything I need to live, to be entertained, discover new things, and a partner.

This post was pretty useless; everyone had moved on about two hours before you even opened the thread.

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This is a fictitious scenario. Are you aware of that? What I said would be ridiculous if we were talking about reality, but clearly this thread is based on more of science fiction. You question long range internet connection yet you accept immortality and magical construction boxes. Hey 2-D, unicorns can't exist in the kingdom of fairies because they are fake!

You said what made me "think" the internet will work, I implied that the ship was technologically advanced. How is that just as ridiculous as sandwiches and blowjobs? I did not state that the ship could do anything, I reasoned that it's technological advancements could have translated into other technological capabilities, not pure magic. That has more logic then dick and bread.


I'm sorry for misinterpreting dick. I'll be sure to take the utmost of care in the future for your sake since it seems to bother you so much. And couldn't you have specified my mistake in the first post, or did you not pick it up then?

this is a fictitious scenario, with factors like: no internet, and not communicating with people. so yeah, when your posts says "IM GOING TO GO ON THE INTERNET AND TALK WITH PEOPLE"
also, my point was that youre making up shit that you just assume a spaceship would have. you did notice that in this scenario, you're leaving like.. right now. even if the ship could pickup wireless internet from space, theres no routers on earth that broadcast into space for you. (let alone in a mile radius)
you can imply all you want on what the ship is, but you're not OP, nignog
i did pick it up, but i didn't feel like complaining about it until my 2nd post. and yeah, you better be more careful, ya fag

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this is a fictitious scenario, with factors like: no internet, and not communicating with people. so yeah, when your posts says "IM GOING TO GO ON THE INTERNET AND TALK WITH PEOPLE"
also, my point was that youre making up shit that you just assume a spaceship would have. you did notice that in this scenario, you're leaving like.. right now. even if the ship could pickup wireless internet from space, theres no routers on earth that broadcast into space for you. (let alone in a mile radius)
you can imply all you want on what the ship is, but you're not OP, nignog
i did pick it up, but i didn't feel like complaining about it until my 2nd post. and yeah, you better be more careful, ya fag

I explained to you why I thought it was such before I realise there could be no communication. I had more of direct contact in mind. Note that I am now aware of my mistake, I am simply explaining the existence of a fictional thing in a fictional universe. Also, you seem quite keen on correcting mistakes that alot of people seem not to really give a shit about, that's quite unlike you to leave something like that until later.

Since he mentioned "internet", I assumed that there is probably some sort of connection. It may have not been completely accurate (as you would have like), but it still had some relevance to what the thread we are speaking of. And are you really trying to explain why the ship can't receive internet connection? While you're at it, can you also explain how the magical box works, how the ship can travel the speed of light and how it can create worm holes. I reiterate, I missed the point where there was a law in the fantasy universe that prevented internet connection and online communication. Right now I'm discussing about what would happen if such restrictions did not exist, to answer your question:

what makes you think the internet is going to work throughout the universe?...

I don't see how my thinking is completely unreasonable.

So, dick, you should take care reading your own posts and not overreact towards every mistake a user makes, you faggy cunt.