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I will never run out of sock puppets, you ****ing faggot.
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—Grawp, to User:Thatcher after getting a sockpuppet account custom-made for him by someone on 4chan (Grawp-style spam is a bannable offence on 7chan and 420chan).
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Indeed, she is a sexy bitch. I'd like to ram my mаssive cock into her like there was no tomorrow.
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—Grawp on Amy Whinehouse.
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British people are all gay fags. Jolly good, dear boy, jolly good. I'm afraid I must be going now because it's time for tea. Cheerio!
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—Grawp on the United Kingdom.
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A celebration of the deaths of many Britfags, causing much lulz because British people are highly gay
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—Grawp on the 7 July 2005 London bombings.
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Muhammad raped little children, and he was a known prostitute, aka male whore. He worshiped Satan and sacrificed babies in his name. Muslims are terrorists and should be shot. There is no such thing as Allah. Get used to it.
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—Grawp on Islam, telling it like it is.
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LOL, GRAWP THINK HEATH LEDGER DIED FROM AIDS AFTER HAVING TOO MUCH ANAL SEX, THE ****ING FAGGOT.
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—Grawp on Heath Ledger and why he died alone.
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My name is Urutapu because I like to go poopoo and shit and then eat my shit and smear my face with my own shit and shit my shit out again and repeat the process because I'm a freak who likes shit.
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—Grawp using intentionally immature language to deceive Wikipedos of his true intentions.
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GRAWP'S COCK IS BIGGER
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—Grawp on horses.
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Something most Wikipedians shall never have.
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—Grawp on sex.
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France is being overrun by Muslims and niggers, so the Frenchmen flee to Quebec, where they battle abominable snowmen and say "eh?"
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—Grawp on the future formation of Eurabia.
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GRAWP THINK MARIO GET HIGH ON MAGIC SHROOMS
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—Grawp on Mario.
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Linda Mack, known on Wikipedia as “SlimVirgin,” is an intelligence agent for MI5 and was involved in the Lockerbie airplane bombing investigation.
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—Grawp on SlimVirgin.
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Writing multiple novels read by hundreds of thousands of people demonstrates notability.
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—Grawp, combatting deletionist scum by removing 'notability' tags.
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Eliot Spitzer didn’t even do anything wrong. Prostitution should be legal. If a woman is ****ing hot and great in bed, she deserves to get paid. After all, it’s better than having sex and NOT getting any money! This philosophical statement was given by me, Grawp, in order to combat oppressive “morality” laws imposed by idiotic religious zealots. If you disagree with this fact, please go to http://blocked.on.nimp.org
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H.A.G.G.E.R.? ANONYMOUS HAS ABOUT 9,000 MEMBERS? IT IS A GROUP? WIKIFAGS ARE FAIL AND AIDS! STUPID WIKICUNTS ARE STUPID.
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Mike Godwin is the gay lover of disbarred lawyer Fred Bauder. He sticks his tiny dick into him and gets jiggy with it. The semen then spurts out into Fred’s ass, giving him much pleasure.
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—Grawp on Mike Godwin.
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What the **** is wrong with polygamy? I’d love to have multiple wives. Damn government, always ruining everything.
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Pwned epically throughout history
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—Grawp, on Poland.
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Paul McCartney is a pedophile who likes to **** little boys and squirt his cum into their mouths and anuses.
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—Grawp, on Paul McCartney.
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Dick Cheney is a child molester. He abused his children; that's why his daughter turned out to be a lesbian.
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—Grawp, on Dick Cheney.
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there have been no deaths in the 2008. while very strange scientists have concluded a point where humans will leave forever. no one will ever die ever again.
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—Grawp, on death.