If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

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Aug 22, 2012 7:52 AM #723358
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I would fight with a reverse-gendered clone of myself. I hope she's hot though.


Dude. That's like lusting over your sister.
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Aug 22, 2012 8:14 AM #723377
Lol.

After some mild contemplation i came up with Rasputin. the dude survived bullet wounds, stabbings, cyanide and drowing. One badass motherfucker.
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Aug 22, 2012 8:19 AM #723382
You can't have a clone of yourself if they are a girl. The closest you can get is a transvestite.
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Aug 22, 2012 10:04 AM #723443
i would become a pirate and kill every one on stickpage.the deaths are listed below.
Rosie:being tied to the bottom of my ship.then ripping her arms off.before tieing her on the bottom.

@l3x@nd3r:heart ripped out.

crazy jay:Head sifted

the rest of stickpage people:it varies from a gun to bieng ripped apart to having thier arms ripped off and being tied to the bottom of my ship.
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Aug 22, 2012 10:08 AM #723448
I always dreamed to fight God on the top of a skyscraper...

Then I would go against Scientology :3
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Aug 22, 2012 10:21 AM #723459
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i would become a pirate and kill every one on stickpage.the deaths are listed below.
Rosie:being tied to the bottom of my ship.then ripping her arms off.before tieing her on the bottom.

@l3x@nd3r:heart ripped out.

crazy jay:Head sifted

the rest of stickpage people:it varies from a gun to bieng ripped apart.


That is very nice of you,
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Aug 22, 2012 10:34 AM #723475
srry,i am angry.oh well.it seems like fun!ok,sadko,you have been killed withmy hidden blade.shadowtears is my friend,so i spare him.DiPi,you get ripped apart.Zed,you have been killed by accident i saw you on the roof f an apartment building.i was gonna kill you,but your an administrator,so i decided to spare you.but i realized that all the other admins are dead,so i push you off.it was amusing watching zed,DiPi and Rosie die.MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!ok,if you wanna live,you join my crew.if you wanna DIE then do not join.if you are killed,then you ask to join and if you are worthy-just IF-i will take back you died and you join.
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Aug 22, 2012 10:36 AM #723476
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srry,i am angry.oh well.it seems like fun!ok,sadko,you have been killed withmy hidden blade.shadowtears is my friend,so i spare him.DiPi,you get ripped apart.Zed,you have been killed by accident i saw you on the roof f an apartment building.i was gonna kill you,but your an administrator,so i decided to spare you.but i realized that all the other admins are dead,so i push you off.it was amusing watching zed,DiPi and Rosie die.


Oh, so you're one of THOSE 12 year olds.
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Aug 22, 2012 1:05 PM #723611
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Oh, so you're one of THOSE 12 year olds.


Nah,man,I'm ten.
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Aug 22, 2012 2:23 PM #723654
I would be in a fist fight with gary motherfucking oak.
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Aug 22, 2012 2:45 PM #723671
Chuck Norris -_____- people always praise this guy for no good reason. It can be movies, games, tv shows. anime ANYTHING they just got to find a reason to compare this guy.
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Aug 22, 2012 9:53 PM #723992
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srry,i am angry.oh well.it seems like fun!ok,sadko,you have been killed withmy hidden blade.shadowtears is my friend,so i spare him.DiPi,you get ripped apart.Zed,you have been killed by accident i saw you on the roof f an apartment building.i was gonna kill you,but your an administrator,so i decided to spare you.but i realized that all the other admins are dead,so i push you off.it was amusing watching zed,DiPi and Rosie die.MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!ok,if you wanna live,you join my crew.if you wanna DIE then do not join.if you are killed,then you ask to join and if you are worthy-just IF-i will take back you died and you join.
please let me join your crew, i dont want to die
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Aug 22, 2012 10:15 PM #724001
@epicwarlordofpyroland: you forgot me, anyway, please, work on your grammar and punctination, PLEASE.

Anyway, i would fight nobody, yes, nobody, why? I don't like fighting.
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Aug 22, 2012 10:25 PM #724008
I'd fight Napoleon just to beat his uptight, frenchy, faggot, overrated, midget, bitch ass...
"Hey guys I just beat the shit out of a historical war icon!!!"

Come on, I'm not one to beef but that enough is a good enough reason to jump somebody...
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Aug 22, 2012 10:37 PM #724016
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I'd fight Napoleon just to beat his uptight, frenchy, faggot, overrated, midget, bitch ass...
"Hey guys I just beat the shit out of a historical war icon!!!"

Come on, I'm not one to beef but that enough is a good enough reason to jump somebody...


Protip: Napoleon wasn't short. He was actually average in height for the time. His personal guard however was made of very tall men which made him look short by comparison. Additionally, English propaganda depicted him as short.

The more you know.