It was done on newsground and I thought it was pretty funny.
All you have to do is think of a really bad joke or the worst joke you've heard.

Good day sir.

Wait, if a topic about bad jokes is funny, wouldn't that make those jokes good?

EDIT: ^ ho ho, too true jeff, youre quite the thinker

Doesnt make sense to call it a calculator, they should have named it the calcu-SOONER cause' it quicker to calculate.-my plane geometry teacher from highschool

what do you call a homo thug? A GAYSTER.-my room mate AJ from the childrens home for foster kids

what did the corn stalk say when asked if he wanted to hear a joke? "go ahead, I'M ALL EARS".-also plane geometry teacher

xiao: have you seen the dark knight rises movie? me: yeah, the movie was so good, it was better than getting shot at in a movie theatre.

What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?





"Where's my tractor?"

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Your life.

A blind woman is ambushed and raped in the middle of the night. I guess you could say she couldn't see her killer coming.

Quote from Captain Cook

A blind woman is ambushed and raped in the middle of the night. I guess you could say she couldn't see her killer coming.

SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S BLIND.

It's funny because she's dead.

A paraplegic drowns in a pool. I guess you could say that he needed a hand.

I went to a disco for a charity for women with no legs.
The dance-floor was crawling with pussy.

Those were great Jombo. I'd heard the but fuck it one, but none of the others.

Why did Jenny fall of the swing?
She had no arms

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Jenny

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree to its death?
It slipped.

Why did the other monkey fall off the tree to its death?
It was depressed.

What did the blind, deaf, parapalegic girl get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a deaf, blind baby with no limbs?
Hilarious.

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings.
What's worse than two bee stings?

The Holocaust.
What's worse than the Holocaust?

Three bee stings.