Quote from Jeus Christ

"Sorry for my absence my splendid children. I shall reply to every post at once. When you die you will wakeup in my giant castle in Heaven where you'll be given the ability to fly and spit fire. Second, I am not impersonating 'Jesus'. My real name is Jeus it's just that in the modern Bible the 's' in the middle of my name is an extremely common typo that first appeared when Constantine reformated the Bible to his political views. 'Jesus' is simply the Latin version of my former Jewish name Jeus Christ."
~Jeus Christ

Okay then jeus(I won't bother to caps the first letter), what's the meaning of life?

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my point still stands....

10/10

How about we don't feed the Troll?

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Okay then jeus(I won't bother to caps the first letter), what's the meaning of life?

You wont bother to capitalize the first letter, but you'll bother to shift+9 and 0 to do parenthesis and type a longer message?

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You wont bother to capitalize the first letter, but you'll bother to shift+9 and 0 to do parenthesis and type a longer message?

Yep.
Because logic.

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Okay then jeus(I won't bother to caps the first letter), what's the meaning of life?

42.

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Okay then jeus(I won't bother to caps the first letter), what's the meaning of life?

Life:
1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, especially metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.

I don't care how many sins he's just done, this guy's funny! So, "Jeus" if I have faith, can you please make a turkey sandwich appear at my side, as soon as possible? I'm hungry.

Quote from Jeus Christ

"Sorry for my absence my splendid children. I shall reply to every post at once. When you die you will wakeup in my giant castle in Heaven where you'll be given the ability to fly and spit fire. Second, I am not impersonating 'Jesus'. My real name is Jeus it's just that in the modern Bible the 's' in the middle of my name is an extremely common typo that first appeared when Constantine reformated the Bible to his political views. 'Jesus' is simply the Latin version of my former Jewish name Jeus Christ."
~Jeus Christ

huhm'!! if you say is true, i will be in hell for my sins XD
it not to munch :/

Jeus hmm you must be a religious guy welcome to SP. :) and like every body say..... (Knock it off! your insulting the christian community here) -_-

Quote from Jeus Christ

"Sorry for my absence my splendid children. I shall reply to every post at once. When you die you will wakeup in my giant castle in Heaven where you'll be given the ability to fly and spit fire. Second, I am not impersonating 'Jesus'. My real name is Jeus it's just that in the modern Bible the 's' in the middle of my name is an extremely common typo that first appeared when Constantine reformated the Bible to his political views. 'Jesus' is simply the Latin version of my former Jewish name Jeus Christ."
~Jeus Christ

So when we die we become angels with the abilityto fly( I believe that part) but also spit fire... Yea u might wanna show me a scripture were it says that( just curious and I really wanna no if that is true because that would be so cool)

Christain speaking here: Not everyone believes your beliefs, guys. Stop getting all offended when somebody says something that isn't 100% proper according to your religion, and stop asking for special treatment because of your beliefs. People are always going to say what they want. In this day and age, you should start getting used to people making fun of religion, and even more so, people not being religious.
I think this Jeus fellow is a cool guy.

if any body die become angel so heaven and our world does that munch different

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I Concur. I kinda like ya, Jeus. I also feel like, I know you. No, I mean, I think you're actually another user on this forum. Anyways, welcome to stickpage brah.

Also Jeus, it's been buggin' me right now how do you pronounce your name? Is it JAY-UHS of JOOSE?

"The pronuctiation of my name requires a glottal stop. (JEH-US).