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Why did she hit you?

She's kinky like that.

Lately for me,

It's 3 pronged.

1. Girl that liked me; I didn't particularly like her (she's a little creepy). She has decided to contact me again.
2. Girl I did like, chose another guy over me (after saying that she would choose me, the day before). Decided to attempt to make me her best friend. Which is just fantastic (sarcasm). She clearly still likes me, as I have slept in her bed with her since, regardless of the fact that she's taken. Which feels extremely awkward to me (and I am not willing to take it further since I can sympathize with her boyfriend, as much of a faggot I think he is).
3. My middle aged, married, Japanese friend is constantly complimenting me. She has made it clear that she wants it. She's twice my age (20) and married though. I can deal with the age, but not the husband.

Anyway I basically don't care much for these scenarios anymore. Looking for something else.

I wish I had your problems. I legitimately do. Much rather have a creepy/clingy girl date me than a regular one. Because there is always doubt if you can trust her. Especially if shes in a higher league than you and has plenty of options. The clingy type, however, Is constantly holding on to you, which is the type of girlfriend I dream of getting, and Wouldn't dare cheat on you, nor leave you. And please tell me that this isn't the most adorable thing you have ever seen

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Anyway I basically don't care much for these scenarios anymore. Looking for something else.

Ever considered prostitutes?

Sounds like you both need to go full homo to escape your problems. Maybe for each other.

That's impossible. I hear that Neil Patrick Harris still has a boyfriend, and he's the only one men are willing to go gay for.

I wouldn't mind going at least 5/7ths homo for Miracle.

Wow. Well. Thank you. For the weirdest reason, seeing that actually made me feel better about myself, regardless if that was a joke. But of course, Neil is my one and only senpai until I receive a girlfriend from the romance gods

Judging by Miracle's signature its Devour's dick that's gonna be sucked here.

I'm putting that in my signature. Thank you for that.

I wouldn't mind a smidgen of Devour's D.

There's a reason the D in Devour is a capital ;) I'm ready for you, my honeys.

Softly, please. I would hate to mess up my gloriously long flowing hair.

I equate male hair length with power.

Quote from Devour

Why did she hit you?

I was just joking, I don't even have a girlfriend :p