I havent seen this, so I decided to put it up.
Okay the rules are:
Everybody gets 3 guesses on 1 riddle.
1 Unsolved riddle per time, we don't want 9000 unsolved riddles to have buisiness with.
1 Riddle per post, if you are the one wo guessed the previous one, you can post 2 riddles.
You get it, right?
I'll start:
"What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"

Quote from S.A.

A towel.

our skin :3

A towel.

Quote from S.A.

A towel.

S.A. Got it Right.
You may post the next riddle if you wish.

The vagina of a woman with a laundry fetish.

Quote from Nish

The vagina of a woman with a laundry fetish.

lolno xD

In a small court, lie 1000s of soldiers. What is it?
[highlighted the important words so that you get some idea]

A basketball court that was built directly on top of a graveyard for war vets.

Some kind of court martial where they tell lies?

One big hint, it's an object.

is it onions ..!!

Dafaq would it be onions?

A judge

It's a matchbox. Match sticks have been referred to as soldiers.

Quote from S.A.

It's a matchbox. Match sticks have been referred to as soldiers.

I've never heard that, and last time I checked a matchbox, I didn't find 1000s of matches in it. That's a pretty exaggerated/metaphorical riddle.

I assume since SA answered his own riddle, anyone can do the next one, so here is one, haiku style:

Two doffed are funny
Play a game with the rest for
fire iron cash