The Riddle Thread

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Oct 27, 2012 12:55 PM #770385
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It's a matchbox. Match sticks have been referred to as soldiers.


What is the worst riddle ever?


Yours.
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Oct 29, 2012 2:33 AM #772027
What can talk, but isn't alive?
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Oct 29, 2012 3:03 AM #772042
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Two doffed are funny
Play a game with the rest for
fire iron cash


Ffs, my riddle isn't that hard.
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Oct 29, 2012 3:13 AM #772050
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Two doffed are funny
Play a game with the rest for
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42.

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What can talk, but isn't alive?


A ventriloquist dummy.
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Oct 29, 2012 11:04 AM #772286
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What can talk, but isn't alive?


a computer
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Oct 29, 2012 12:24 PM #772327
Riddle me this Batman, why are all the riddles either well known or not very good?
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Oct 29, 2012 12:26 PM #772329
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Riddle me this Batman, why are all the riddles either well known or not very good?

Because some dont have the opportunity to think of one, so they go nuts with it.
^This one is an exception.
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Oct 29, 2012 12:29 PM #772332
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I've never heard that, and last time I checked a matchbox, I didn't find 1000s of matches in it. That's a pretty exaggerated/metaphorical riddle.


Yes I did exaggerate it. I couldn't find any other way to make that riddle. What, should I have said 'many small wooden pieces with potassium chlorate and antimony trisulphide on top of it contained by a small box'? lol

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What is the worst riddle ever?
Yours.


Who gives the worst answers to the riddles?
You.

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What can talk, but isn't alive?

A recorder or something?
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Oct 29, 2012 1:02 PM #772359
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Who gives the worst answers to the riddles?
You.


Who's mom did I just have sex with?
Yours.

Seriously man, that matchbox riddle was the worst fucking riddle anyone here has heard. Everyone agrees on that.


Here is a riddle. The more there is of me, the less you see. Who am I?
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Oct 29, 2012 1:07 PM #772364
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Seriously man, that matchbox riddle was the worst fucking riddle anyone here has heard. Everyone agrees on that.


I know, I made it up in 5 min ._.
btw is the answer smoke/fog?
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Oct 29, 2012 1:21 PM #772373
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Yes I did exaggerate it. I couldn't find any other way to make that riddle. What, should I have said 'many small wooden pieces with potassium chlorate and antimony trisulphide on top of it contained by a small box'? lol



Who gives the worst answers to the riddles?
You.


A recorder or something?



Nah, good guess. It was an echo.
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Oct 29, 2012 1:25 PM #772377
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42.

How did you get 42?
And that's not the answer.
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Oct 29, 2012 1:28 PM #772383
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btw is the answer smoke/fog?


No, but close, you're on the right track. With smoke/fog you still do see the smoke/fog.

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How did you get 42?
And that's not the answer.


It was a simple calculation. It is the correct answer, double check it.
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Oct 29, 2012 1:30 PM #772386
I said 1 unsolved riddle per time.
Solve the first one, then post your own.
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Oct 29, 2012 1:43 PM #772394
With Nish I'm going to say darkness, or maybe cataracts.

I have no idea about NoTrusting's riddle. I don't even understand all the words.