Simple one. What goes in firm and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

Corrugated cardboard knife.

Thats one screwed up island.

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Simple one. What goes in firm and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

A penis.

Riddle me this batman: If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you. What are we?

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A penis.

Riddle me this batman: If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you. What are we?

Wrong.

You don't get to riddle anything until I get an answer to my question. Zed is wrong too, although once again he gets points for being different.

Yup jdogg. Answer the riddle right first.

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Wrong.

You don't get to riddle anything until I get an answer to my question. Zed is wrong too, although once again he gets points for being different.

Chewing gum.
Yep its chewing gum, not what you thought. You guys have one messed up brain alright?

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Chewing gum.
Yep its chewing gum, not what you thought. You guys have one messed up brain alright?

Bravo. You get the next question.

Whats heavy from the front but not from the back?

A skinny black guy.

A ton.

Correct.

something tells me you googled it...?

That riddle is really old, i didn't google it, just spelled it backwards.
'I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?'
Go.

A windmill? I think I heard this a long time ago.

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A windmill? I think I heard this a long time ago.

Hahaha correct.